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19.一次在食堂吃饭边吃边聊，突然发现自己把一块饭掉在了外面，暗自觉得浪费粮食对不起农民伯伯，就捡起 来吃了。可是后来发现那饭，好像不是我的……
之后她按了挂断，然后说：“神经病，打过来又不说话”。
3、张海迪姐姐学会了多门外语;
在场的同事全部石化。
又发现一个更猛的孩子写道：张海迪姐姐不但学会了外语，还学会了针灸，她那么顽强地学习，终于 瘫痪了!
13.中午做饭，妈妈给我一盆胡萝卜：“去，把胡萝卜切成肉丁!”
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39.公司里有次犯晕了，想去上厕所的，不知不觉走到到纯净水的机器面前，看着大半桶的水，居然也没反应过 来，“兹”的一声把裤裆拉链拉开...忽然间冥冥中猛的反应过来，“兹”的一声又把拉链拉上，什么都没发生 似的回座位。还好旁边没人。后来想想，估计那阵子是工作太忙了。。。
我：额。。。打电话呢
我：啊?
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老爸：哦，你让他打完给我回个电话。
周春梅：你是周春梅，那我是谁。。。
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我就在旁边想"香菜,为什么男的要香菜,女的不要香菜……"
正确答案应该是："张海迪姐姐虽然瘫痪了，但顽强地学习，不仅学会了多门外语，而且还学会了针灸。
43.大学的时候和室友一起回家，进门后一起换衣服，突然看到一只小强，她就上去pia了，然后拿着小强的 尸体就来吓唬我，我很怕虫子，一紧张开门就跑出去了，她很兴奋地继续追我。。。都到电梯口了，才“醒悟”过 来，发现我只穿了内衣，她。。。。。只穿了小裤裤。。。。幸好楼道里没有人。。。。
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27.有一次在学校吃早饭，前面一同学刷卡，机器没反应，再刷还是没有，很郁闷说，机器坏了，我说让我试试 ，刷了一下卡，机子还真没反应!他再换了个，还是一样，很气愤!收了卡刚想放包里，发现手里拿的是银行卡， 我狂笑!他指指我的笑得更厉害，原来我拿的身份证!
过了会，老五看看手机拨的号码觉得没错啊，又打回来
我拎起电话一个激动：我是周春梅。。。=_=|||
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51.一朋友去逛家电，看到地上摆着一个家用体重秤，此友体胖，见到秤就想去试试。于是马上踏了上去，“嘎 嘣”一声，事后证明，那个是一个电磁炉。
22.去好朋友家，聊天中，她爸回来，张嘴就叫"阿姨"，尴尬中，她妈又出现，张嘴又叫"叔叔"……然后无限怀疑自己的智商
11.看中了双手套，老板要35块，我说30块我就要了，老板不依非要35，讲了几个来回不肯让步，我想想 就算了，给了张50块的，他很麻利的找了我35 。。。。
某：老板，来二两葱不要米线。
老板(……)
50.顾客甲：老板，冰豆浆是热的吗!……
6.前几天单位吃饭，一小年轻同事要了一瓶大雪碧，给大家倒了一圈，轮到自己的时候瓶子空了。于是该同事晃 着雪碧瓶对服务员说：“这个还有吗?”服务员屁颠屁颠地跑过来，接过瓶子仔仔细细地检查了一遍，一脸诚恳地 说：“没有了。”
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众人(……)
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46.有一次上计算机课，我一边给男朋友发信息，一边很勇敢的大声对老师喊：“老公!我的电脑没连上!”闹 嚷嚷的教室瞬间安静了。5秒之后全体爆笑。老师是个50多岁的小老头。
2.下午上公交车，拿出公交卡咣当投进投币孔里了。
小贩哑然，半天，回答--
7.和公司两个热心的女同事(丰满型)一起吃饭，她们张罗了给我介绍对象。
44.有一次吃饭前去卫生间洗手，一看见镜子大脑突然短路，很熟练的拿杯子牙刷，把洗面奶挤牙刷上，哼着小 曲刷了个牙出来了，还一边奇怪怎么今天的牙膏味道不对。
4、张海迪姐姐学会了针灸。
结果一开口：你们两个肥婆.....
24.高中时上学起的很早,早点都是老妈弄好我放书包带学校吃,一般就是馒头包子,周日不上课老妈做了稀饭 ,我也不知那根筋抽了,端起稀饭就扔书包里了...
“没”
9.今天老爸打电话到老妈的手机上，当时老妈在忙，我就接了。
54.在食堂排队，听见旁边一男生说："师傅，来碗''子弹菜花''汤!"(紫菜蛋花汤)哈哈，笑得我喷汤了。
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10.一次大家打麻将停电了，就点根蜡烛继续打，后来有人嫌热，嚷嚷“喂~把电扇打开”大家忙劝“不行不行 ，蜡烛会被吹灭。
2、张海迪姐姐顽强地学习;
41.拿着手机当火机点烟、拿着手机当电视遥控器一顿按。
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25.某天,说到买烤鸭的人多,于是,她老人家不假思索的就说:"一到了下班时间啊,那买烤鸭的人就多的不得了,就看见那窗口前一只只烤鸭在排队."
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15.某领导率领众人喝酒，举起酒杯大声道:"让我们同归于尽吧!"
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老板(泪流满面)：你到底是要吃米线还是要吃葱?
想的正出神呢，老板问我，吃什么?我毫不犹豫的大声答到："香菜!!!"
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结果有一个孩子写：虽然张海迪姐姐顽强地学会了针灸和多门外语，可她还是瘫痪了。
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9-year-old boy does not p> Jinqianzaixian hearing, Mr. Yin said, if not . However, until now, Xiaotao only waist-long sporting a long pigtail, looks just like a girl, 9 years has been fighting the deadly disease.
Recently,gucci handbags, when Xiaotao duty room with their parents came to this newspaper, the reporter also wonder who was wearing a pigtail front, wearing a light-colored suit jacket of the It is also no stranger to distance. Their parents,burberry handbags, the
2001 年 3 months, Xiaotao Nayong born in a peasant family, as is the eldest son of the family, a home birth Xiaotao brought tremendous joy. However, a few hours after birth, the mother's body in the view Xiaotao found that Xiaotao the anus is closed, the anxious parents will be sent the next day Xiaotao to a hospital for anal Bijie separation surgery.
home after surgery,paul smith handbags, Xiaotao has been crying more than some parents are then invited to feudal superstition see what Mr. Yang. Mr. Yin and Yang that Xiaotao a few amendments to the World's cut off. From then on,tory burch handbags, Xiaotao keep the hair has been, is now a long waist, often wearing a pigtail harness in the head, just like a
However, the out. As the family financial hardship, the parents did not dare to go for anal Xiaotao surgery.
until last September, every solution Xiaotao stool can not stand the pain, the parents sent him to a private hospital Bijie surgery, was diagnosed with congenital absence of right kidney,miu miu handbag, left side of the testicular dysgenesis. Then experienced a decline in testis, intestinal diversion, rectal repair and other surgery. But until October of this year,handbags uk, Xiaotao's condition has not improved, currently only open from the belly of a small population drain urine.
Hospital for treatment, but doctors can treat the possibility remains that are too small to be transferred to hospitals outside the province better.
hope that caring people from the disease early can help Xiaotao trouble, but he was really the man named. Caring people can Xiaotao newspaper news hotline 96677 or contact the parents, Tel:; 15185125096.