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329156 2008 年 07 月 07 日 07:40 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Funny
1, landlord: I just took a little bit of that money could not understand, and then have to buy a high consumption of things, such as high-end cosmetics, such as high-end bags and so on, terrible vanity it! !
personally believe it is within their means as well!
so much, cat friends, you buy the most expensive luxury that?
Reply 1: Chicken, 320
back 2: the most expensive luxury is wife. Is a bottomless pit.
2, landlord: Comedy highlights of their father and mother's name is genius ah! A man named Qin Shousheng do not know how to think her parents are
reply 1: I'm a man called Yin Jing female colleagues I have been to me is absolutely true man unit! ! Later, I heard renamed
Reply 2: A high school teacher told Zhu Hui Philippines ..........
3 replies : used to have a student surnamed Xia Xia Jian ~ M is called!
Reply 4: I am a customer, Mingjiao Fan sword!
Reply 5: I have to say the last time I really saw it ~ business card, is a labor contractor, and is Liu silver water. . .
3, landlord: little brother I used to use a stool pit all the time, now moved into new homes, pit suddenly I wonder a little brother into the toilet: I do not know on the inside of the small-JJ or outside? On the inside edge of the small JJ run into the toilet, I feel disgusting. On the outside, when one will do a urine everywhere, how do ah? ? ? What you up to, what a good solution yet? Bow to it!
Reply 1: squatting toilet is king ~
Reply 2: The correct usage is so drop : Put your penis on the edge of the toilet, and then press down hard to the toilet lid.
Reply 3: This is the original painting your toilet ah. . . Every time the hotel before I thought it was automatic flush washbasin. No wonder every time washing face felt strange taste
Reply 4: Whoever hath outside, two hundred forty-six inside, hung up
weekend
Reply 5: I really miss time in the college into a few good brothers squatting with smoking a cigarette, with the stool!
how comfortable stool can race to see who killed more than flies and listen to the loudest fart who is the key to the PP will not splash water on their own little JJ to how to how rejection rejection!
now to work, work,
UGG オーストラリア, toilet, and piles it! Damn the toilet!
4,
ugg ブーツ, landlord: We discuss the Liangshan heroes how much physical desire to solve the problem?
Reply 1: too much ###### suppressed. So are bloodthirsty
Reply 2: Song Jiang Why is everyone like him? Did not understand? Look at his sissy like to know how to solve Liangshan heroes are the physiological needs.
Reply 3: Other bad that Wu left to kick the bad habits than to cut, which I admire
5, landlord: Why eunuch in the movie martial arts so high? !
Reply 1: There is no egg egg will not hurt
Reply 2: We used the effort because it was such as: Peach stealing monkeys, ah, makes all things easy, ah, ah, and so the legs Yin Liao them invalid, but the eunuchs who can be used in general, so that high-point on the martial arts myself!
Reply 3: Fool! No hanging, light as like Yan. Good martial arts course. Flip!
6, landlord: goose bumps out of the TV lines one place. . . . Strong storms
1 Qiong Yao's,
ugg, something like God ... ...
3. , and you lie to me
.........
Re: Swallow: Samuel, originally we were very good thing, are you Mom forced to
Samuel: B,
Swallow your mother: your mother's
Samuel B: B, your mother ...
7, landlord: A few days ago I installed a new machine, CPV is cool Rui two dual-core CPV, Need for Speed installed a machine to test the performance, playing with the results surprised, too fast, and before I use the old machines is up to 300 KM / h, for a new machine, actually stepped on the gas to accelerate to more than 500 KM / h, no time to hit the wall on the reaction, intel how you do that? to this immature get the market up to sell products, not Kengren it? If we all installed this cpu, it is also how to play Need for Speed ah. ask about master, how can the Swiss CPV cool off a dual-core? If only one of the words should be back to normal now
Reply 1: you doing pretty well, if my home computer to play Need for Speed, will produce the clock back
Reply 2: knock, and half let you JJ, not only meet your requirements and can accelerate the speed of your ML
Reply 3: I also encountered the same problems, and later with the mother to the temple to seek the Tao symbol, that says
8, landlord: to work one day, from late did not have breakfast, my mom just bought yesterday, the corn will gut to me. Is about 10 centimeters in length, 3 cm in diameter that. I readily surmise that before his trouser pockets to hurry off. And daily, or as a head headlong into the surging crowd, pushed to the subway. I'm back in front of a special Alice MM, just back at me. En er. . Thoughts swirling in my mind, I turn a bit timely direction,
ugg ムートンブーツ, with the side of the body to meet her squeeze it, to avoid exaggerated biological response. Suddenly, a violent twist of the MM, hurled the ferocious eyes staring at me. . . . Me. . . How I had to? ? ? I suddenly reflected on it! Must be it, Flanagan nasty intestinal corn! I looked down about that part, did a great bar sideways, it is compelling. I told her, smiled, shook his finger and held it, indicating this is actually a corn sausage, not the other KB's stuff. But I found her even more angry face it,
UGG ブーツ 格安!
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Reply 1: I once read an article cucumber guess the bus ride!! results get off!! cucumber to the front of the MM Niede smashes ~ ~ ~
Reply 2: I'm a car, it was also harassment mm, mm on top of me with her ass, hot, ha ha, now think about is not front pockets baked sweet potatoes lay ah?
9, landlord: today and a buddy in the dorm,
UGG AUSTRALLIA, he took a match to burn a small alcohol stove for instant noodles
just me passing by, careless
by a fart, actually my fart to the point, the fire has been burning ah whistling more than 20 minutes, scared me
Reply 1: I remember the rear end after tying the root ham, so any time there Sausage eating
Reply 2: Human life is like in the shit, sometimes you have very hard to come out just a fart.
Reply 3: P This is what some people control?
Reply 4: gas prices continue, the landlord gave us a great new energy.
10, landlord: Why do people litter crazy car, immediately Street riding is not a more handsome?
Reply 1: Cattle are better, there is milk to drink
reply 2: to ride the cat okay also can touch MIMI
back 3: to ride a chicken, pull a dog. Eating dog feces, dog feces eating chicken, eating eggs, economical and environmentally friendly.
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