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My mother said that my IQ is only 76. How high my IQ in the end, I do not know.
I know I am a man of great destruction,
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hope of life, and some even committed suicide. So I always suspected that my potential super powers, which powers they do not know what to
the role of my teachers, especially strong.
I still remember the first one because I sacrificed teacher.
I was in first grade, the teacher took us to the field for nature Practice Course. See the spring green brush, willow branches
pumping, the teacher can not help but think of a problem, then asked: From the side of a leaf from the ground to pick up in the air blows,
recognition, pieces of brick into the air blows ... ...
The struggle of the few to Qijueshenwang
out. According to hospital doctors later said he was strongly stimulated by the sudden cause retrograde blood possessed by the devil to death. This
like to
, I killed a teacher.
first grade teacher taught us know poultry animals.
teacher:
midterm home, my mother asked me how to test a baby son, said: I did not fill out a question.
mother asked what issues Yeah, baby son, said: There is a question how much to ask 3 times 7, I was just-
filled 15.
my mother just had a water spray to face my dad, hey .... I'm so great!
day on math, the teacher asked the 1 +1 =? I did not know. The teacher asked me to go back to ask. I asked my mother, my mother in the burning
rice and told me to get out. I asked my father, my father watching, crying, 'cool'. I asked my sister, sister in singing, sing
baby. I asked my brother, my brother on the phone and said; I wait for you outside.
next day, the teacher asked 1 +1 =? I said; you get out, the teacher gave me a slap in the face, I shouted cool, I was told
big eater, I mean anti-curse. The teacher said; roll. I said; I wait for you outside. We are also committed math teacher on the spot
hypertension, and fainted on me .....
primary language lessons, language teachers have to listen to Ni Laoshi school class. Nilao Shi wrote on the blackboard a ? to Go on inspiration: Ni Laoshi million did not expect I would say, fool of myself in front of so many teachers, under a radical of
asked, Fat lamb disease was the main hospital
it!
school later changed the teacher let us make sentences, I leisurely finished work is impressive to me, my teacher wrote the sentences
is:
sorry ---- the big ditch in front of our house very sad.
than canned juice if ---- nutritious.
naive ---- really hot today, is a good day for swimming.
very ---- very sister's math test only, shame.
---- I do things calmly, all start with an easy start.
ginseng ---- each teacher that day to participate in the relay, we must try. Xiaoyu ---- tampon
quilts stolen.
lunch ---- Xiao Ming as the stool to get up every morning the first thing to do.
teacher killed on the spot ...... down I said to myself hey
said: courage to live, set off the beauty of the world after a period of 。!!!!!!!
days, there have been many teachers die a tragic death, but fortunately no life out there would be no off by disclosing
much of the funnel to. but my fame was spread like wildfire, the time has become a celebrity in town. However, there are celebrities celebrities
the pain, I deeply appreciate this.
When I was junior high school, physics class physics teacher asked me: you say, how to orbit? me: According to >
said that if people do bad things in the sun light after the death of the world will become a ghost! original The teacher is speaking to orbit the satellite!
sleeping in history class the teacher wake up, the teacher asked me: Where,
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The next day exam, a biology teacher brought the bird covered with a cloth. Then he put the legs of birds exposed to enable students to guess what it is
a bird. I really do not know to make a quiz. teacher looked very angry,
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pieces, but without the pressure of public opinion, I have also live in fancy free. But that is always gold To light
's,
rural secondary schools is not unique to restrain my silence and the outbreak.
by chance, I turned out, a sudden rise, and quickly occupied the rural market.
that is an intellectual competition, our class and another class after the final race still not a winner. So who presided over
decide the winner was announced last approach: drawing of lots in each class to send a representative. two representatives to conduct tossing a coin. guess wrong as those who
question to a question, such as wrong as those who answered correctly, wrong as wins. Conversely, where the class is guess who wins
out. days of Lingling,
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coins into the question and answer period.
teachers and students about tense up, with everyone eager looked at me. Li Lao
class divisions in particular, looking heavy and silent. I also felt some pressure, but not because of this,
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opponents - Wang the Buddha, the Buddha Wang Our school was the most powerful br> Anyway I am also surprised the figure was hoot. questions began. Wang Buddha with his hands in his trouser pockets, slowly
, said: Several it? for egg yolk yellow and tender ... ....
do not know what they pleased, but we are laughing at me, I
smiled at them awkwardly, and then replied: , we change
cry laughing, crying of laughter changed, Kukuxiaoxiao's out to I do not know what to do. I have not had time to digest how
What's going on. hall suddenly mess up . only man, save his back, mouth spray the blood, such as columns, then slowly pour
down.
a voice: Close! Dogs,
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