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Reprinted from 714583711 at 15:19 on September 30 2010 read (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary father asked the son: who does your future wife to marry? Son said: I want to marry my grandmother, she hurt me! Dad said: Nonsense,
shoes puma, how can you marry my mother? Son said: You can marry my mother a wife, why I can not marry your mother too!
classmates with mountain climbing, reached the top of a hearty girl shouted: motherland, ah, my mother,
puma shoes! Crush on a boy then she cried: the motherland ah, my wife's mother!
also remember that military training in tree it? Instructors of the students said: The first row of the number reported. You look surprised instructors, instructors, said aloud: report number! So you reluctantly turned to hold the tree. Matchmaking
Princess archery, the first shot through the head of Apple Princess, said: I am Robin Hood! The second man shot through the pears: I am Yi. Third arrow will be shot dead princess: I am sorry!
a military exercise, a shell accidentally fall into the melon, send a soldier to go see. A ragged man long face, said,
puma running shoes, Well not that stealing a melon, but also As for the shelling of it?
drunk to go home to the wife said: a haunted house,
puma kids shoes! Wife Jingwen: How come? The drunk says: I pull the bathroom door, the lights lit up, and chilly wind blowing chilly! A slap to his wife: you *** and urinary refrigerator.
one its citizens, everywhere, feeding, training children to hear a woman: cry'll throw you out to feed the wolf! Children cry all night, the wolf at the door, etc. is solely to dawn, a long sigh: liar, women are liars!
mobile boss on the public toilets, porters uncle said: go out Ermao San Mao! CEOs surprised a moment: it has cost? Grandpa wrote: Learning mobile two-way fees. CEOs come and go to the toilet was stopped: squatting is 八号 your pit, make a dollar Xuanhao Fei, more than three minutes, and make a dollar out fees, toilet with background music, ring tones fee Ermao received. If you often, I advise you to do a comparative cost-effective package of public toilets, toilet paper even made it ... ...
200 an old lady, after reading the meters race,
puma shoes on sale, wiping away tears, said: scary! Of several coal mining kneeling in a row to be shot, not targeted to open the gun, wanderers scared that run, rope, no stopping wow!
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a thief stole a watermelon, ran to sing: Freedom is the direction of the wind to run the old lady watermelons
side edge chasing cry: look at my tears, you never looking back,
Police saw to chase the thief, while chase says: I must be good enough, so you just want to escape the thief ran
said: Silence acceleration, the pace of my thief was caught
The judge said: What else to say, how many tears to stay
thief crying: I beg you to give me a chance to
Police said: This is the best punishment
impulse thief by Two days after being released to the police station and said: You always Xintai s the heart to the old lady's window
thief, a man drinking old lady said: a man drunk, good looking for someone to accompany
thief in the window said: Tonight I went to your window, your shadow on the curtain a lovely old lady opened the curtains
said: There are too many misunderstandings between us!
thief said: Come with me, dawn to go!
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in elementary school because the family was poor when I can not afford a bike, so playing the home
junior high school when I was too prominent for learning, the school left me to read more high school for two years
I have quite the future president of that overcharged me thirty thousand
class that I am now able to decide independently I dropped out, so I became a hooligan for the brothers go through anything for the beautiful two-inserted Brothers knife, brother brotherhood beautiful clothes, grab my clothes and I who cut his foot, who move my hand, foot and I wear his clothes
ago I thought I was a talent, but I was wrong I'm not! did not think I turned out to be a genius!
helpless by .... I have wanted to commit suicide! but you appear to dispel the idea of me gave me the courage of Health, thank you! you know when I see you first think: that you Why can not I can live Shayang Oh! benefactor ah!
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married into the village I come to it! I Village, richer!
communications base by Oh! Traffic basically rely on go!
basic cultivated land by cattle! Basic lighting by oil!
by heating the basic shaking! The basic law and order by the dog!
get rich by stealing the basic!
A beautiful little town of farmers driven carts stopped by the police on the grounds that no license plate. Recruited a board of farmers angry wrote a card hung up, police fainted on the spot, saw card reads: bovine B-74110
Some girls said that men reliable, sows are at the tree. Now, to prove to you woman of view, we really rely on men to live, after that we rely on it to stop;
a horse fell in love with a donkey, horse, said: I love you, donkey said: I Love you, Ma said: you kissed me, donkey said: No, my wife has said, the wrong of!
night, drunk banged lampposts, passers-by: whatcha Which? Alcoholic: knock on the door, can his wife not to open, passers-by: Beat your time, your wife be at home, you see lights on top of it also!
enchanted prince, one year can only say one word, he saved enough for five years can speak five words when speaking, came to the Princess said, \fainted. Princess said, \It did father a walkie-talkie!!
still remember when you do in kindergarten? teachers said the children: Who is the first time in bed pee fine triple, the second a fine of five dollars, and the third a fine of ten dollars. Then I saw you cried: Teacher, how much money monthly?
Dear users: your mobile phone from this month has been a withdrawal feature, set the phone to flatten into the ATM withdrawals! If unsuccessful, please in the information center. Centre: Three points do not say anything not to slip up your throat by the Farm
who point an elderly 丢车, when he was new when he bought a car on the ground floor on the three locks and clip the paper: Ah you stole! The next day car is not lost, and two more locks and a piece of paper: Ah you ride -
of the most hilarious names: Lai on gold (or a man), Liu production,
puma outlet store, Ji from the good, Li Changfu, Fan Jian, Xia Jianren Fan system, Zhu Yiqun, Qin Shousheng (I do not know how to think of his parents), Pangguang large, DU Zi Teng.
Pig to South Korea for beauty, become handsome, so to the nightclub to find beauty. Afterwards Pig beauty Q: I used to know how ugly? My Pig! Beauty shocked: Two brothers, I'm old sand!
Early today, a mouse into a flower shop to be a cat chasing the mouse found no escape, picked up a rose ready to resist, the cat that hung his head in shame and said immediately: devil, too sudden!
a male public toilet is constipation, to find that one person ran the into the instant, the wind and rain splinters, they like to: \the siege of a group of wild boar, passengers were pulled out of food, money, wild boar unmoved, you pulled out the card. group of pigs Guier crying and said: Boss, we can find you!
farmer knows the weight of dung After seeing a foreigner asked: Grandpa, this dressing how much a pound? farmer does not say, hand-dip the point of foreigners into his mouth, I thought: you do not tell me how much a pound, I can not tell you your sauce smell the drinker
turtles are high, but today was drunk, sober after the friend asked: How come you still drunk? turtles sigh: Oh! non octopus and man Finger Guessing Game last night, the dog days of so many hands , can never see, however, the lost miserable! (more than a day in the various positions are hard for friends to prepare, and I hope every day happy, smiling. read must be referred to ah ... Smiles make less)
Yuan Sheng matrimony !
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