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1. No matter what the caller said, you answer: There are root vegetables and your teeth! If the caller said: Nonsense, today I did not eat vegetables! You're surprised to say: The original was yesterday! And so on.......
2. or just the topic. If people say you can say: You want to eat it? I can pull for you! (That is a bit sick!)
3. the other party to call you: (all curse swearing)! You have to answer: What are you doing introduce yourself?
4. the other side, said: Notre Dame lack of a bell, you go! You feel that to answer: how, do you ever quit? (Culture, said to have)
5. have time to see two people arguing, a shorter than B, but B Bijia fat. A curse: You die fat! B calmly said: fat is a temporary thing, short is a lifetime thing!
6. there is a class of students to cause trouble. Teacher: I have never seen students like you! Student: I see you as a teacher and more! (Well, you know like, do not really like your teacher said so 。。。。。。。)
7. A: Do you think me an idiot ah! B: ah? ~ So you are not ah!
8. what's the use handsome ah! To the bank with a face card?
9. listen to you talk, a sense of superiority wells on IQ!
10. for a long time cattle can not hear someone blowing so delightful!
11. to know that you will not have my peace of mind!
12. any natural intelligence is no match for this fool you.
13. even cook x (some object), but also met the beetles one day. So you need not to worry about today, there are too many of their own.
14. I am sorry, you cheap laugh.
15. You look lovely inspirational!
16. You say you dressed so cool that I was so relieve inflammation!
17. not at my grave and cry, dirty reincarnation of my way!
18. face first, the powerless.
19. Today you woke up, my pillow lay a mosquito,
dior sunglasses 2011, next to a Will: I struggled for a night, I discredited your nerve to live in this world. Lord ah! Forgive him, I was suicidal!
20. Confucius can not solve the problem, I help you solve!
21. Get out of here, non-stop rolling...............
22. While your body spray perfume, but I can smell the faint smell of an scum.
23. you walk your red carpet, I had my zebra!
24. you were not smart, they also learn in excellent shape!
25. You're not ugly, but beauty is not obvious!
I like these words, very inspiring. Especially in my most frustrated when
, no umbrella, children must try to run!
.2, you are not brave, strong, no one for you.
.3, if the mind does not like the sea, how can the sea the same cause.
.4, only experienced the hell of torture, have conquered the power of heaven. Only the blood flow through the fingers to pop the world farewell.
5, tears flee the eyes brighter, more drop of blood the heart strong!
6, aim at top of the mountain, the mountain scenery is not greed ...
7,. in front of obstacles, struggling to open it to red, the use of hot passion, turning the hearts of expectations, surging blood, sweat What kind of hardship.
8, right, insisted; wrong, give up!
9,. 'd rather run up by Bandao numerous times, do not want to neatly away for life. Even if the fall have bold smile.
10, do not get angry to live up to expectations, do not see through to break through, not to envy to appreciate, do not care extended to a positive, not heart to action.
11,. no not the old oath, not the same commitment, set foot on the road, no turning back!
12, attitude is everything, the strength to defend the dignity! People to withstand the temptation of loneliness!
13, you can very personal, but sometimes you convergence.
14,. the way of their choice, knees can take it finish
15, only the first one I, who do not do the second
see through these words you will not tangle!
1, is yours, always yours; not you, no matter how you earn, how to rob, and also not belong to you.
2, not to talk to, to fit together; is not suitable to be together; will not be together forever; can not always be happy together.
3, taking the most urgent is the most beautiful scenery; hurt most was the most real emotions.
4, when her friends say you are crazy when you are far away from success.
5, in the face of the facts, your imagination the more developed, the more disastrous the consequences.
6, the earth is in motion, one can not always be in a bad position.
7, you never see the tears in my eyes, because only when you are not, I will cry.
8, time is like a net, where you spread the harvest to where it is.
9, always a gap between ideal and reality, and fortunately there are gaps; otherwise, who rare ideal.
10, the two major tragedy in life: not what you want and do not want to get something.
11, mature heart is not getting old, but, when the tears in his eyes, round and round while still maintaining a smile.
12, women should always tell myself: Do not a tree
13, Love is like the hands of the sand, clutching more closely, the faster flow.
14, bow to the courage, looked to have confidence.
15, life is like a cup of tea, bitter ... ... it will only be for a while, will not suffer a lifetime.
16, stupid and not stupid, look at you will not play the fool.
17, a woman with a friendship from love, friendship for a man with love.
18, you think that the feeling of acid than the jealous, no, the sour feeling is you have no right jealous.
19, a true friend is what? A true friend is see through you and you still like you, willing, and you become friends.
20, when we move away a stumbling block to others, perhaps it is precisely for their future careers.
21, if you can not forget him, do not forget the good, do not forget the real effort.
22, then ugly people can get married, then the United States who will be single.
23, because of love, so compassionate; as to understand, so forgiveness.
24, some people love, just a feeling at the time, if the other party will be the wrong term as the feelings of emotion is itself naive.
25, a man cried because he really loved a woman cry, because she really give up.
26, grievances can be told, it is not wronged; to take away the love, it is not love.
27, when a woman looking at the sky, she was not looking for anything, she just lonely.
28, no matter what, excuse a man fall, not always be forgiven, the more unloved, the more to love yourself.
29, I'm sorry is a sincere, it does not matter is a kind of grace; If you pay in good faith, but not grace, it only shows the ignorance of each other and vulgar.
30, one day the biggest mistake committed is too polite to strangers, but for the most intimate people are too harsh, to change the bad habits come peacefully.
not boring? Gen-person look at the classic quotations it!
1. Do not think you had a large Ximen face, can the pursuit of big sister is not a Lady.
2. you know the man most painful thing in this life is? ; Do you know the more painful things a man is?
3. a husband what? A goalkeeper, the ball is not still enter.
4. for a long time did not use a pen written word, and do not write do not know, write surprised: Martian.
5. You said you would love me forever, I was a fool,
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6. not to do good match, just feel into place.
7. standing O at a crossroads in life.
8. you pay for, porridge eating without hunger.
9. can not Because, we have the holidays, you put me as a festival before.
10. standing rice crossroads of life, I am more confused.
11. Do not tell a joke at the beach would cause
12. weather is cold as a joke, like a sentence of life over nonsense.
13. Oh ~ this man is not to be a shape, even the headaches are biased.
14. I do not know this man music, so when not tricky, but not the transfer time.
15. both home and rot, the future is uncertain.
16. from heaven to hell, I passed through earth!
17. marriage and the difficulty is that we love each other's advantages, but the shortcomings of her life together.
18. travel is to stay tired from his place to someone else tired of the place to stay.
19. standing outside to persuade those who suffer pain, is a very easy thing to do.
20. ask the world who is the most forthright, whining I'm doing my part.
21. If you can not tolerate me, that is not your mind is too narrow, that is my personality is too great.
22. born abjection, the Five Elements money.
23. not superstitious, just charming.
24. remind ourselves to whip others.
25., old monk Buddhist name guy.
26 Gongsui strong, without an arrow in vain.
27. I'm embarrassed to grab you, how do you have the nerve to steal it?
28. You see you! Agitated look back millions of soldiers, millions turned to scare off a lion.
29. Anyway, my old life, and they counted not the same, do not know they were not counting on, or I live wrong.
30. wear better, a brick Liaodao.
31. to you this way, the age has fallen below the issue price.
32. like the shake, do not like the roll.
33. I want the world to know that I am low- key.
34. the world's largest church can hold your sins.
35. a lazy no entertainment
36. A slip into the eternal heroes.
37. sick mother holding nausea cried a lot, why? As disgusting ... ...
38. Night gave me a black mouse, I use it the game until dawn
39. If it were not beat you, I would have, and you fell out.
40. my heart is broken too, and holding out with like dumplings.
41. road is long Come, let us play the.
42.
43. the stock market put the idea of the housing market fierce in the shares.
44. distance is a beautiful , almost look like the police.
45. my site, you are a landlord.
46. people are iron, steel, Fan children is a day not install Biede panic!
47. face is given by others, his face is lost.
48. dream, anything is possible.
49. face first, the powerless. 50. Do not think some things are complex, there are some really simple things, simple and easy treatment is necessary.
Q: Do you support the boycott of Japanese goods or actions up to this view? -
A: Everyone is an individual, each individual is free. I can not control other people's ideas,
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Q: How do you locate the Sino-Japanese relations? -
A: The objective orientation, equality and mutual benefit relationship. -
Q: From a student point of view, do you think the biggest obstacle in bilateral relations, what is? -
A: Clearly, Japan has made many mistakes in the words and actions, which we can not accept and tolerate! In short, needed to improve Sino-Japanese relations, as the Japanese side of history, show goodwill and sincerity. -
Q: do you personally use Japanese products? -
A: Yes, the toilet. (The presence of the students laugh) -
Q: So you tell me why the toilet in Japan better than China? -
A: In China, this topic is unrefined, and in public mention of this topic is very abnormal. (Laughter) Of course, I do not know you have this hobby, or habit in your country. (Laughter) -
Q: On the history issue, China and Japan have ways to remove the heavy
A: Please note that your words! I do not agree with you that. Your framed the issue in China itself. Since ancient times , China has never there is any The Chinese nation is swinging open minded, open-minded and forward-looking excellent national, tolerant of others, is surrounding the virtues of good-neighborliness. Therefore, we face up to history, but never to complain complain. We tolerate the settlement, including the treatment of Japan. Does the burden of China and Chinese history, what is? Chinese people did apologize to the Japanese thing? The problem is precisely the invasion of China, Japan committed heinous crimes do not face up to history, in China plundering frantically to destroy the Chinese nation. Japan's crime is not guilty plea to the Chinese and the Chinese people for damages, but also clamoring to send troops overseas expansion of Xinjiang, split, and occupation of Chinese territory, angered the Chinese people. Such historical facts too much. Excuse me, this is the back history of baggage? (The presence of student applause) -
Q: I often read the news, most recently, China's production of accidents, deaths presumably will not be low, right?
A: The same as your country, one death each. (Laughter, applause) -
Q: In China, college campuses, student suicide frequent, repeated, this is why? -
A: Actually, the highest student suicide in your country. Many bizarre suicide is a family of suicide in your country invented. Information published in the United Nations, Japan's suicide rate ranks first in the world. I do not know what you have got enough evidence to prove our campus suicides. Chairman Mao Zedong had a famous saying I hope you do report objectively true. You just question the use of the words I need to correct grammar in the Chinese language, the Also, your statement does not tally with the facts! (Applause) -
Q: Chinese students studying in Japan, Japan's illegal to steal confidential information, you know? -
A: I can not verify the accuracy of your messages and authenticity. This absurd argument just like Bush attacked Iraq because Saddam Hussein stole as funny as the Bush family's pressure cooker. (Live laugh) -
;; remember this 18, change their own
⑴ can not curse, do not curse! Once the curse to Kill curse,
⑵ lie to me, but do not be I know,
⑶ I can tolerate, but do not over my bottom line,
⑷ I can play the fool, but do not think I was a fool,
⑸ not to a third party, even if not like it,
⑹ do not like just do not like, that had nothing to use,
⑺ any truth, I can accept,
⑻ who for over-loaded B, leaving face,
⑼ like people do not give trouble,
⑽ front of the person in love can not cry to cry,
⑾ like people can make any changes, but does not attempt to change her (him),
⑿ treated with pure heart friends and love,
⒀ true for me, I will double the return,
⒁ I'm not Meipi Qi, you just do not get angry easily,
⒂ be ambiguous, but not for long,
⒃ Ningquewulan, not because of loneliness and love,
⒄ addition to the family, do not have any financial dealings,
⒅ If you take me for granted, I will be in the same way you
The classic words (hard to collect ~)
1. lovers get married, no Valentine's endless.
fool who rain or shine, thin Rulangsihu lover.
pride people take the initiative, few willingly impoverished lover.
more tired and meet lovers, the truth of who I'm yours! ~
2 dated other people I love,
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not loose in the bad, that is abnormal in silence.
3. If you can, do not want a person who is lonely tears, share joy and comfort to just pretend to be their own.
4. the leaves, in the end is the pursuit of the wind, or trees not stay.
5. true love is like ghosts, there are a lot of people talk about but few people really ever seen
6 When love thing of the past, it is no longer flying butterflies.
leaves it as a quiet, stay in your palm, you will not Xinrudaoge,
never let go but can not afford to share the gentle heartbreak.
7. Maybe one day in the bustling city
I will pass you and I stopped watching the receding figure
told myself
The man I once loved
8. give up the abandoned are helpless; do not give up the abandoned ignorance;
is incompetent to give up should not give up; do not give up should not give up the attachment.
9. In the loneliness of despair, in despair, be strong!! Decided to give up that moment, I thought I could forget that smile, but found they could not cheat cheated herself in tears.
10. the original bet I get happy, lost you I lost everything.
11. the sky fell in love with the sea, but not in hand, they can not make love to the sky crying.
tears spilled sea surface, even punished, sent to sea, the sky but also the soul .
Since then, the sky bluer than the sea.
12. I do not because you came to this world, but because of you more love of the world.
13. cigarette fell in love with a match, it is destined to be hurt.
14. Loneliness is a person's carnival,
carnival is a group of people alone.
15. You see I always say the most lonely, I said,
chanel sunglasses 2011, of course you can not see, because when you do not see that I am most lonely time.
16. my world upside down, only to righting your reflection.
17. Laughter is the feeling of stretch, tears are the feelings of purification.
18. Love is in the hands of the sand, the harder you grip it, the less the rest of your hands.
19. The farthest distance in the world,
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farthest distance in the world, is not I stand in front of you you do not know me love you, but obviously in love but not together.
20 I thought the only expression of my cold, lonely fate of my life, I refuse to be a piece of melting ice, but I been under this sky, the sun melted.
21. I looked up and make their own against the wind, I hope the wind can take away all my sorrows, but the wind is gone, left me, it's still sad
;; candidates to answer when the beautiful, lifetime benefits language
1, please introduce yourself to yourself?
answer Hint: Most people are too common answer to this question, saying only that name, age, hobbies, work experience, they have on a resume. In fact, most companies want to know whether the qualified job seekers, including: the skills of the strongest, the most in-depth study of knowledge, the most active part of the personality, the most successful thing done, the main achievements, etc. These and learning can be independent, and can also learn about, but to highlight the positive personality and ability to do things, to put it reasonable to believe enterprises. Enterprises attach great importance to a person's manners, to respect job seekers examiner, said in answer to each question after the words
2, do you think would your biggest strength?
answered Tip: cool, calm and well organized, stand firm, tenacious, progressive, helpful and caring, adaptability and sense of humor, optimism and friendliness. I Beida Jade Bird to two years after a combat training and projects, work well, me for this job.
3, talk about your greatest weakness?
answer Hint: this question asks the probability of large enterprises, usually do not want to hear a direct answer to the shortcomings of what other, if the candidates say that they hold grudges , love jealous people, very lazy, big temper, low efficiency, business certainly would not hire you. Never try to be smart to say Companies like talking about the advantages of job-seekers from their own, the middle of some small shortcomings, then finally back to advantage on the issue, highlighting some of the advantages, companies like the smart job seekers.
4, your views on overtime?
answer Hint: many companies actually ask this question does not prove that we must work overtime just to test your willingness to sacrifice for the company.
sample answer: If it is necessary I will be duty-bound to work overtime, I am single, no family responsibilities, you can dedicate myself to work. But at the same time, I will also improve efficiency, reduce unnecessary overtime.
5, your salary requirements?
answer: If your salary requirement is too low, then obviously the ability to play down their own; If you are asking for too much pay, it would seem you are too heavy weight, the company can not afford good enough. Some employers often seek employment in the position prior to the set budget, so they price the first time are often the highest price they can give, they just want to ask you confirm the money is sufficient to cause the work you interest.
a sample answer: I'm not a mandatory requirement on wages, I believe that your company will deal with the issue of my friendly and reasonable. My focus is to find opportunities to work, so long as the conditions of fairness, I do not mind too much. Sample II
answer: I have received systematic training in software programming, does not require extensive training, but I am also particularly interested in programming. Therefore, I hope the company according to my circumstances and the level of market standards, give me a reasonable salary.
answer three samples: If you must state the specific number of their own, do not say that a wide range, so you will receive only the minimum number . Best to give a specific figure, so that you have made today's job market surveys, that this degree of employees as their own what kind of value.
6, in five years time, your career planning?
answer Hint: This is a candidate do not want every question asked, but almost everyone asked, more and more the answer is But in recent years, many companies have established a special technical means. The status of these efforts are often referred to as Of course, say some other position you are interested is also possible, such as product sales manager, production manager and other professionals you have some background work. You know, the examiner always like to have aggressive candidates, at this time if the The most common answer should be
7, your friends on your assessment?
answer Hint: to find out from the side of your personality and get along with people.
a sample answer: My friends say I am a trustworthy person. Because, I once promised to other people's things, we will certainly do so. If I can not, I would not easily promise. Sample II
answer: I think I was a relatively easy-going person, with different people can be friendly. I get along with others, I always stand in someone else's point of view of the problem.
8, you still have any questions to ask?
answer Hint: This problem seems dispensable enterprise, is very critical, companies do not like to say Enterprises do not like the job being asked personal questions like, if someone asked this question: your new employees into the company have any training program, can I participate? Or the advancement of your company is like? Enterprises will be very welcome, as you reflect on the learning enthusiasm and loyalty to the company and your ambition.
9, if the unit through this interview that we hired you, but work for some time but found you not fit for this position, how do you do?
answer Note: a period of time that does not work for me, there are two cases: ① If you really love this career, then you have to keep on learning, leadership and open-minded colleagues to learn professional knowledge and experience of doing things, to understand the career connotation and job requirements, and strive to reduce the gap; ② Do you think this career is dispensable, and that a change in career or as early as possible, to discover for you, you love the job, so you will be the development of future large point on the unit and individual as a whole.
10, at the completion of a work, the way you think leadership requires not the best, he still has a better way, how should you do?
answer tips: ①. In principle, I will respect and obey the leadership of the organization of work, looking for the opportunity to consult privately while the tone, melody to express their own thoughts, to see whether the leadership change ideas. ② If the leadership does not take my advice, I also would request seriously by the leadership to accomplish this task. ③. There is another situation, if contrary to the principles of leadership in the manner required, I will strongly opposing views, such as leadership is still stubborn, I will not hesitate to again reflect the higher-ups .
11, if you work a mistake, causing economic losses to the company, how do you think that?
answer tips: ① my intention is to work for the company, if the resulting economic losses, I think the first question is to find ways to compensate or to restore economic losses. If I am incapable of responsibility, hoping to help resolve the unit. ② clearly define the responsibilities, duties, if it is my responsibility, I am willing to be punished; If it is a team I was responsible for the mistakes of others, can not gloat, as a team, need to work together to complete mutual help and comfort and help colleagues find out the reasons my colleagues summed up the experience. ③ lessons learned, a person's life can not make mistakes, it is important from their own or other people's mistakes and lessons learned, and work in the future to avoid similar mistakes. Review their own work methods to analyze the depth and intensity of the problem is not enough, resulting in the avoidable errors.
12, if you do a job by the recognition of superior leadership, executive leadership, but you say he did it, how do you?
answer Hint: Let me first explain the higher-ups who will not find it , I will take the initiative to communicate with the leadership of my head, because communication is the best way to solve interpersonal relationships, but the results have two: ① I am in charge of the leadership aware of their mistake, I think I will, as the case to decide whether to forgive him. ② he was more intensified to threaten me, I would not hesitate to find my superiors reflect this, as he does so will have a negative impact on the future work of the negative.
13, talk about your views on the job-hopping?
answer tips: ① normal ② frequent job-hopping on both units and individual disadvantage and should be opposed.
14, work hard and your colleagues, your boss get along, how would you do?
answer tips: ① I will obey the leadership of the command, with the work of colleagues. ② I will find the reasons from their own careful analysis of their work is not done well so that the leaders are not satisfied, colleagues could not understand. Would also like to see if it is done and acted well, if that is the case I will work hard to correct. ③ If I can not find the reason, I would look for opportunities to communicate with them, ask them to point out my shortcomings, there are problems to be rectified immediately. ④ as good employees, should always overall situation, even in a period of time , leadership and colleagues do not understand me, I will do our own work, with an open mind to learn from them, I believe they will see I'm trying to One day I will smile.
15, assuming you work in a unit, the more prominent achievements, to be led by affirmation. But you find that your colleagues are increasingly isolated, how do you see this problem? How are you going to do?
answer tips: ① outstanding academic results, be sure the leadership is a good thing, since more effort. ② review the work that he is not keen on the degree of over enthusiastic exchanges among colleagues, and strengthening exchanges between colleagues and common interests. ③ work, not to hurt others before the self-esteem ④ not fiddle with a non-leadership.
16, if you have recently participated in the training course? Talk about the contents of training courses. Or at their own expense to participate in the company funded?
answer Hint: to participate at their own expense, that is , Beida Jade Bird training courses (you can learn more about their technology).
17, you are for our company?
answer Hint: go to the company before the interview to check the company's main Internet business. If the answer is: you desire to change strategy and to strengthen cooperation with foreign manufacturers in the OEM, some of its own brand, through overseas distributors.
18, please state the motive of the job you choose?
answer Hint: This is to know the interviewer on the job degree of enthusiasm and understanding, and screening examination for people who come on a whim, and if no experience, can be emphasized that opportunity to play before the experience.
19, you are best at the technical direction?
answer Hint: say you want to apply for the job-related courses, to show what their passion is no harm.
20, you can do for our company, what?
answer tips: ① If you can, try to tell them you can reduce their costs - ② the future of enterprise employees would like to know what to do for enterprises, job seekers should repeat their advantage, and then said: efficiency and more revenue. Companies like job seekers to apply for jobs that their own ability, such as applications for jobs like marketing, we can say: demand and consumption.
21, best summed up in three words your own what?
answered Tip: I often use the three words are: adaptable, responsible and always doing things, with specific examples to explain to the examiner,
22, what are your hobbies?
answer Hint: to find some full of team spirit, and here is a true story: Someone was rejected because his hobby is scuba diving. Examiner said: because it is a single event , I am not sure whether he can adapt to group work.
23, as the interviewee to give me what points?
answer Hint: try to list the four strengths and one very very very small defects (which can complain about facilities, there is no clear responsibility drawback is that no one person's mind.)
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