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Old 11-06-2011, 11:01 PM   #1
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Old 11-07-2011, 12:27 AM   #2
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02.我的小名:没有
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10.如果你的两个好友吵架了:某次,我两边劝了,两边都发誓再也不理对方,结果不到24小时两个人坐在一 起吃饭说笑,Prada Handbags,还不通知我,从此以后对于这种事情就一名句“两个死脸自己处理”,Prada Shoes
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12.圣诞节要啥了:要睡觉,不出门!
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14.有没有赖床的习惯:这不叫习惯,叫做爱好。
15.有几个兄弟姐妹:同一个爹妈的没有
16.最喜欢的一首歌:一个人生活
17.喜欢什么颜色:黑、白
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32.近期开心的事:国王游戏
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34.你会和爱自己的人还是自己爱的人?婚:前提先得有这个人
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5. 施主,贫僧乃东土大唐而来,恳请在此借宿一晚……哎?施主?施主您开开门呐,施主?操!



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16. 师傅��,俺回来了!被八戒这呆子说中了,沙师弟果然好生的闷骚!丫没去化缘,去网吧了。我变飞虫溜进去时 他正在论坛发帖呢!什么《粗犷帅哥游车迟国,巨多PP,请轻砸》……



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20. 悟空你没事吧!快醒醒!八戒悟净,你们别跑啊!回来救救为师!啊……别打了,别打了!……贫僧真的是前去西 天求取真经的……只是来此地衙门换取通关文?啊!对对!那张就是通关文?,不是举报信……那几个是我徒弟! 我们真不是来集体上访的……啊!



21. 悟空,给为师把紫金钵盂和筷子拿来,悟净,你去厨房看看八戒熟了没。



22. 师父,你就上马吧,就走这两步能保持啥身材?一和尚你装什么偶像派啊?你看你又让猴哥摘野果去了,改善一下 伙食能死啊?我的存在已经充分论证了素食主义是减不了肥的。



23. 亲们说,如果爱,请深爱。这一刻,我泪流满面。虽然我不止一次的对自己说过:“玉兔精,你一定要幸福哦!” 可,他是风一样的男子,粉碎了我优雅的尊严,让我如烟花般寂寞……留下来好么?唐长老,西天会有女妖替我爱 你么?



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