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1 in the world who all of a sudden getting old?
answer: the bride. because today is the bride, tomorrow is his wife.
2 a heart worth?
answer : 1 million. because the single-minded thing!
3 typhoon weather to how much money to go out with?
answer: four million. because of the typhoon weather did not \What book?
Answer: An Encyclopedia (Encyclopedia lose).
5 if tomorrow is the end of the world, and why some people want to commit suicide?
[b] to go to Heaven foothold
6 questions: cloth and paper afraid of?
answer: cloth afraid of ten thousand, the paper just in case.
reasons: not (Brazzaville) afraid of ten thousand, only the (paper) just in case.
7 Question: Pencil name?
answer: Xiao
Reason: cut (Xiao) pencil.
8 Question: Kirin to the North Pole will become?
answer: ice cream.
reasons: ice cream (ice unicorn).
9 Question: Which number from 1 to 9 the most hard-working, which number the lazy?
answer: 1 lazy; 2 hard
reasons: one (1) do not do two (2) endless.
10 question: how to make the quiet sparrow?
answer: press it a bit.
reasons: silence (silent sparrow pressure).
11 question: Which person in history to run the fastest?
answer: Cao
reasons: speak of the devil to
12 :30-50 questions which bear feces is more than powerful!
Answer: 40
reasons: facts speak louder than male (Bear) debate
13 questions: in the pig pen ran out how to do?
answer: Wang Lee Hom
reasons: inside coax
14 question: how do they come?
answer: Han
Reason: also coax
15 9 28th is the birth of Confucius, then on October 28 what day?
Answer: Confucius full moon
16 wolf (guess fruit)?
Answer: carambola (sheep escape)
17 Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) if still alive, then the world will happen?
Answer: one more person ...
18 under the two Kuaibing carp (four-character idioms)?
Answer: courteous (Ice carp)
19 tofu Why play hurt?
answer: because it is frozen tofu
20 a bus accident occurred, all of them were injured, why was nothing Xiao Ming?
answer: because he is not a place on board
21 and Out, may I ask what is this place?
Answer: chickens and geese grave
22 meter race, the chicken run faster than the geese So why the post to the terminal?
answer: chicken run in the wrong direction
23 East school bell rang, but not one student in the classroom, how is it?
Answer: on the physical
24 Lingling never learned arithmetic, but praised her math teacher is among the best, why?
answer: count from one to two
25 a Columbus After the foot onto the New World, followed by what?
answer: step one foot
26 Some people say that eating fish can avoid the risk of myopia, and why?
Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing a mouth and eyes
27 what the answer is no tongue
: teapot mouth
28 What kind of government can not give orders to others Peixiao old have?
Answer: The new Lang met with a police officer
29 thieves started to run, why?
answer: to quickly catch the thief
30 days of chewing gum little tomorrow, can someone also said that he bad breath, and why?
answer: every day, and swearing. Why
31 than the tree frog jump high?
Answer: Because the tree does not jump
32 \, his face still has a beard. What is the reason?
Answer: Pharaoh was a barber
34
what flowers should not touch the answer: What sparks
35 to unlock all the mystery?
Answer: The answer
36 when, Times Square, the bell will ring 13 under?
Answer: When the repair of old Hou
37, who did not become a father for the first when the father was?
Answer: eunuch
38 when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come?
Answer: When the toilet badly
39 black or white chicken chicken powerful? Why?
answer: black chicken powerful, can, white eggs, white chicken eggs could not make black.
40 Why does everyone like to sit and watch a movie?
Answer: Because the foot stand and watch will abolish early-morning study acid
41 What is the impact?
Answer: half an hour less sleep Tortoise and the Hare
42 Please, please pigs to the referee, may I ask who will win the tortoise and the hare?
Answer: You can not say that! That the person is a pig ...
43 two women and a thousand words what ducks do similar?
Answer: ridiculous (chicken) is about
44 family has a pig farmer and the donkey, the New Year when you slaughter a pig farmer or a donkey before?
Answer: You are willing to slaughter a pig (stupid pig) or kill the donkey (? donkey)
45 aircraft to fly so high why do not hit the stars?
answer: because the stars will \Why did not they say hello?
answer: because they are not familiar

Wang while brushing teeth, while leisurely whistling, how could he do?
Answer: Brush teeth
what is always does not close the door?
Answer: goal
side of the ship hanging rope ladder, 2 meters from the sea, the sea rose half a meter per hour, the sea a few hours can be submerged ladder?
Answer: correspondingly, so will never be submerged ladder.
car turn right, which does not turn a tire?
Answer: What is the spare tire
book you can not buy in a bookstore??
Answer: Secretary
what water never ever use?
Answer: saliva
one pursued by the tiger, suddenly in front of rivers, he could not swim, but he passed, and why?
answer: look shocked when they heard the same two brothers passed
enlisted the same time, their blood and date of birth and parents names are identical. They asked the company commander is not twins. They said no. Is this why?
Answer: triplets in two
jail with two prisoners, one night all the prisoners escaped, but the guards open the cell door the next day to look, there is also a prisoner?
Answer: escaped prisoner named \
what can solve all the mystery?
Answer: The answer
today's society, most rely on self-employed to make a fortune to eat??
Answer: mouth
anything to hide secret use, used up and then secretly handed over to someone else??
Answer: What can film
enlarge the magnifying glass, but one thing can not be enlarged,christian audigier clothing, what?
Answer: Angle
-year-old Xiao Ming always like to clock the whole family, Mother Why do not repair watches for dad, took the repair?
Answer: Because good mother to my father Xiao Ming
repair it when, Times Square, the bell will ring 13 under?
Answer: When the repair
wake up, everyone is the first thing to do what?
Answer: Open your eyes
a truck driver hit a motorcyclist who was seriously injured truck drivers, motorcycle riders are all right?
Answer: truck driver was not driving
Hou in ancient times, what people do not become a father for the first when the father was? ?
Answer: eunuch Li
drink, hit his face, afraid to go home that will blame his wife, go to the bathroom mirror affixed bandage be next meal or be scolded by his wife, why ??
Answer:
wound on the mirror and ask if someone gives you, you are afraid to hear what word??
Answer: Here is the Earth? what kind of game, win Debu to the prizes, there are prizes to lose??
Answer: Finger Guessing Game drinking
Zhang was held in an unlocked room, but he can not be resorted to feeding effort opened the door, which Why?
Answer: push on it
a head of cattle north, turn it to the right place three times, and then turn back it three times in situ, and then go down to turn right, this time it is the tail towards what?
Answer: Why there was a hospital down
never give a doctor?
Answer: Veterinary Hospital
two pairs of father and son to buy a hat, each bought one, but why only buy three? ?
Answer: What
three generations of people can not eat melon?
Answer: Why do fools
four 9 add up to equal 100? ?
Answer: 99 +9 / 9 = 100
when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come? ?
Answer: When the toilet while standing guard at the post
Wang, clearly see the enemy crept over to his touch, why he has one eye idle eye??
Answer: is
powerful targeting black or white chicken chicken powerful? Why??
Answer: black chicken powerful, can, white eggs,juicy couture babys, white chicken eggs could not make black.
heating the world every thing will melt, with the exception of a heat thing has solidified, what is the something??
Answer: Egg
an exam, a pair of paying the exact same exam at the same table , but the teacher that they certainly did not cheat, why is this?
answer: are the quiz
manufacturing date and expiry date on the same day the product? ?
Answer: Newspapers
a man, he was born of your parents, but he is not your brothers and sisters, who he is? ?
Answer: What is your word
common worldwide? ?
Answer: Arabic numerals
Mr. Xu made a big mistake. When he was in front of his wife, dig pocket the moment, some bags bar matchboxes, the horse is not winning votes, and former lovers, photos, etc., scattered on the ground. Apart from his panic, in order to avoid the fight, his hands immediately shades a thing. May I ask, he will go to cover what?
answer: to cover his wife's eyes
it looks as if the ice sheets aluminum foil (four-character idioms)?
answer: walking on thin ice (such as aluminum foil ice)
This letter is two eggs to do (four-character idioms)?
Answer: promises (believed to be the balls)
wheat noodles have stolen two (four-character idioms)?
Answer: exhaustive (all?)
cattle lowing water swimming is not known what the (four-character idioms)?
Answer: foolhardy (swimming without moo)
a turtle, carrying the cross out for a name ( four-character idioms)? Answer: deserved (Cross name turtle)
girls phone hung on the chest (guess fruit name)?
Answer: litchi (milk machine)
why people like to watch comic?
answer: boredom
the bus, talking to the two people are enthusiastic, can crowd of people who did not hear a word, it is because of what?
Answer: This is a pair of deaf?
Please think carefully, the biggest shadow you see is what?
Answer: Earth's shadow, that every night?
Mrs. King has been outspoken, what actually can suddenly become hesitant to let her out? ?
Answer: Mrs. Kim muttered when eating sugar cane?
There is a drug, you like the pharmacy can not buy, what is this medicine?
Answer: Some people often regret it later
ten meters from the place jumping with no safety devices, and why?
answer: high dive
what rain can shower the dead?
answer: a hail of bullets
why everyone loves sitting and watching movies?
Answer: Because the foot stand and watch early-morning study will be abolition of acid
What is the impact?
Answer: half an hour less sleep
Why Dr. J 10, the push-ups done after more than a pit on the floor?
Answer: Because he did push-ups with one hand
Please Tortoise and the Hare, please pigs to the referee, may I ask who will win the tortoise and the hare?
Answer: You can not say that! That the person is a pig ...
two women and a thousand words what ducks do similar?
Answer: ridiculous (chicken) is why some people like to talk about
shower after a bath?
Answer: Because the bath is too disgusting
men pee how to organize categories of clothing?
Answer: [dirty body] and [dirty body but can also wear]
using the toilet, use the left or right hand wiping the ass would be better?
Answer: The toilet paper is better ...
participate in the entrance examination, in addition to admission ticket, the most important thing is what?
Answer: I remember getting up
a man plus a woman will become what?
answer: two people
Ma Ying-jeou's father in the City Library (four-character idioms)
Answer: Shitulaoma (city map horse)
a new husband and a new What is the difference to buy a dog?
answer: buy a new one year after the dog is still very excited to see you man accidentally swallowed
wave 1 million, waves poured over his dad? shot, but spit out 10 element, then wave Dad how to do it?
Answer: Continue to feed him a dollar figure which
the most hard-working? Which figure is the laziest? Answer: lamb
? A tail end of the bear is bear? A penis What is the bear bear?
answer: Will the mother bear
world's smallest island of the island is what?
answer: What Buce
refuges continue?
Answer: Fall
9 28th is the birth of Confucius, then on October 28 what day?
Answer: Confucius
wolf moon (guess fruit)?
Answer: carambola (sheep escape)
Chiang Kai-shek (Chiang Kai-shek) if still alive, then the world will happen?
Answer: one more person ...
under two Kuaibing carp (four-character idioms)?
Answer: courteous (Ice carp)
tofu Why play hurt ?
answer: because it is actually frozen tofu
an ant climbed from Sichuan, Tokyo, could you?
Answer: Map of climbing
a bus accident occurred, all the people injured Why Xiao Ming is all right?
answer: because he is not in the car
a place that can enter can not ask what is this place?
Answer: tomb of chickens and geese
meter race, the chicken run faster than the geese, why to the terminal after it has?
answer: chicken run in the wrong direction
a ball and a ball falls from the tower, the first to fall?
Answer: East ball
school bell rang, but not one student in the classroom, how is it?
answer: Why on the physical
Xiao Ming to a hand to stop the car?
answer: the car is a taxi
busy day of work who's lost in a fog?
Answer: ballerina
Lingling never learned arithmetic, but praised her math teacher is among the best, why?
answer: count from one to two
when one foot onto the New World after Columbus , followed by what?
answer: step one foot
what people keep eating it, but never enough to eat.
Answer: What kind of air
long under the eyes make the brows?
Answer: Inverted
each person before going to sleep, will not forget the thing to do?
Answer: Close your eyes
Some people say that eating fish can avoid suffering from myopia, and why? Answer: Have you ever seen a cat wearing eye
have an old man, living Twelve Towers, why he never took the elevator?
answer: because he lived on the first floor
Which animal you hit it shed its blood?
Answer: Mosquitoes?
something to add can not be reduced?
answer: age
small ocean of homework has been first class, why this has dropped to third?
Answer: Because two people score more than what he
can move mountains and the sea
answer: a sea of people do not read normal books
What book? ?
Answer: Blind mouth is not what the book
tongue
answer: What kind of teapot mouth
official can not issue orders to others Peixiao old have?
Answer: New Long
a police officer saw the thief started to run, why?
answer: to quickly catch the thief
small day tomorrow, chewing gum, can someone also said that he bad breath, and why?
answer: every day, and swearing.
than the tree frog Why jump high?
answer: because he stood on a tree jump.
Xiaoming deep degree of myopia eyes, wearing glasses, but still vague, why?
answer: because he was not wearing eye glasses
Xiao Dai big cow riding, why not eat Daniel?
Answer: Because Daniel is the Ming people
English very well, but some foreigners actually can not understand why?
Answer: foreigners can not understand English
What is the best way to motion sickness?
answer: walking
Xiaoming only 4 years old, they are as the \
Answer: every family had played the game
Pharaoh clear the table, wiping a long time, still feel dirty, and why?
Answer: Because the Pharaoh of old reading glasses are dirty
\
answer: the day after tomorrow tomorrow tomorrow
what people do not like to eat?
answer: of course, is why the loss of the
swallows fly south for the winter to winter?
Answer: Because too slow
two bottles of flowers, a bottle with flowers, a bottle is the paper flowers, please tell which bottle is the flower?
Answer: There are butterflies flying above the flowers are flowers which met
authorities fear the thief? The answer: the public security organs
prisoners to die the most willing to choose what?
Answer: die of old age
tree stand 8 birds, shot and killed one, left a few birds?
answer: a dead bird
Beijing Wangfujing pedestrian street, with the most people?
Answer: Pedestrian
male hairdresser least favorite people?
Answer: Baldy
polar bear meat, why is it not eat penguins?
answer: eat less than
eye of the beholder, that what the eye of the beholder?
answer: gum
any way to immediately find the missing pushpins?
Answer: barefoot
old Jim a dog, and from? do not help the dog a bath, and why dogs do not fleas?
answer: because they do not just puppy dogs ...
scissors. Stones. Cloth! Miss City of cloth, Going to Miss Stone, Miss Why Going? It?
Answer: Because Going? fist fight in the Miss City face
? and eat to how to be both?
answer: keep only catch? bear
Dr. J in the pool swimming, swimming swimming, why suddenly deeper water?
Answer: Some people piss
accidentally drowned, if nearby? there are other people how to do?
answer: to drink what kind of light
never fill the bucket?
answer: toilet
what makes people happy above,juicy couture crown, the following people happy?
answer: take a bath
concert, the first to undress? is pants?
answer: better
first close friends and the elderly to the hospital to do Mui check? If a doctor told him to look open minded, will he, exactly?
Answer: beans, corn
Valentine's Day evening, what is the boys with the girls must do something before going to sleep?
Answer: Close your eyes
eggs to how to buy, it will not get inside the egg has hatched chicks?
answer: Buy? eggs
What is the main component of contraceptives?
Answer: antibiotics
final, going a miss? not write, but her eyes lit up suddenly and began sped his pen! Why?
answer: she wrote her class?, seat number, name ...
Arctic ice and snow can not find the self-defense weapon? how to do?
Answer: ice sword
cow pee? Apple hit under the apple tree, found the force of gravity; coconut if you sit under a tree, waiting to be coconut hit, you will find what?
answer: will find that this behavior is stupid ...
annual surplus, why can not afford the money or a deposit??
Answer: Because every year fired?? ...
turtle why suddenly \
Answer: Because the turtle is like this ...
Why do babies cry at birth?
Answer: Because he saw the nurse aunt is very beautiful, and think of their own ... too
Jesus from?
Answer: Heaven
small text accidentally swallowed 10 coins, how to do?
Answer: go to a
12 Lunar New Year, the most appalling Which three?
answer: pig, dragon, chicken (Zhu)
a person can not do, a group of people to do boring, two people just fine. What is valid and close it?
answer: that quietly?
why the two handsome looks for a woman like the dinosaurs fight?
answer: fight to marry her two children is just right ...
Why?
Answer: Because there is lack of filial piety ���� ...
what three more wash more dirty?
Answer: Water
one person does not matter, two people do the most good, but three or more do they? What relationship. What is the matter?
Answer: fart
Why do they need? skin?
Answer: Because the skin itch
apricots in the building jumped from 52, why? things?
answer: because it is the only bird
why someone would jump even higher than in Paris Eiffel Tower do?
answer: because the Eiffel Tower in Paris will not jump.
? days of gun shot Why do not the stars?
Answer: Because the stars will flash ...
schools have school rules, classes have class rules, the zoo have?
answer: turtle
your father's mother's sister's daughter's uncle, what is your relationship? ?
Answer: relatives
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Answer: less than 3 seconds. Do not believe then read it again: Why do primary school to university
fat people than thin people afraid of the heat?
answer: because they were relatively large area of the sun ...
blue knife and blue guns (guess the 4 word phrase)?
Answer: invulnerability (Bule)
man wearing a gold dress (guess the 4 word phrase)?
Answer: blockbuster (a Jin) after the dog had a wooden bridge would not be called a (guess 4 word phrase)?
Answer: never forget (do not over wood Wang)
phone can not fall into the toilet wet (guess 4 words phrase)?
answer: be missed (machine not wet)
liver and bile made by the magic of soap (guess the 4 word phrase)?
Answer: Sworn Brothers (hepatobiliary soap)
on the road, it turned a hit and was down, and then they turned again (guess the 4 word phrase)?
Answer: Three two
turned off many times a married woman (4 word phrase)?
Answer: come to naught ( abandoned before the public do)?
service? appearance inspection, clearly justified the hair, why instructors do not believe?
Answer: scholar faced soldiers, \
to politics in Taiwan, to be Mandarin, Taiwanese, and what language?
Answer: body language
Cinderella Mom and Dad may be the Who?
Answer: Snow White and the Bao
labor disputes, employers should wear? (
Answer: bullet-proof vests
long the world's largest sweet potato, where?
Answer: the world's largest earth
cock come from?
Answer: egg
What could Zheng's mother?
answer: Zheng failed (Failure is the mother of success)
raw rice was cooked boiled rice how to do?
answer: what meals to steal it
do not break the law?
Answer: giggle
bored, when the car ride, called the what?
answer: white oil
the first thing the driver into the car what?
Answer: no chest down
a great woman how to call?
Answer: Big Mac
personal starving, and cans of chicken in the fridge, fish tank, pork, canned, he What is the first open?
Answer: A horse first woman to open the refrigerator
English name is ...?
Answer: A-People
every couple have in common is ...?
Answer: In the same year on the same day? marriage
public toilets (guess one of the foreign capital) (
Answer: London (round squatting)
which European countries are not the wholesale business?
Answer: Denmark (single Sell) Adi actually successfully hanged himself with noodles successful, and why?
answer: What killed the ...
not see but can feel, million of people will not scare touched?
Answer: What pulse
favorite mouse cleaner?
Answer: EPA
not buy any books?
answer: suicide note
what never can grasp the right hand?
Answer: right hand
\. but it is not lit,? what east it?
answer: broken lamp
a rope tie him by 10 meters of the tiger, how to eat the grass 20 meters away?
Answer: do not eat
1 Tiger ... Who is the king of the beasts? �� Zoo what
2 will appear after death? �� movies what people
3 can not wear a hat? �� nut
4 bookstores can not buy any books? �� testament
5 elephants left ear like what? �� What is the water right ear
6 inexhaustible? �� tears
7 What has five heads, but people do not think it strange? �� hands, feet
8 family asked the doctor the patient's condition, doctors only raised five fingers, his family started to cry, is why? �� If something happens and
9 a chicken and a goose while on the ice, why dead geese and chickens did not die? �� goose is what Penguin
10 letters to people who like to listen to and hear the most? �� CD
11 people what is the secret of longevity? �� Keep breathing, do not breathe
12 something more angry, it will be greater? �� temper
13 flowers bloom all year round, what flower? �� plastic flower
14 Chang'e why I like living on the moon? �� Chang moths eat rabbit meat
15 where the road narrowest? �� Yuanjialuzhai
16 What is called death fart? �� vanish
17, when someone knocked on the door, you never say Come? ��
18 in the toilet the smallest island of the world what? ��
19 refuges on the road when the planet exploded, where the most secure? �� hell
20 real man who is henpecked group together to discuss how to revive the glory of man, and suddenly I heard their wives came, all the run, but only one person did not run, why? �� fainting dead passed
21 What is the middle of the Pacific? �� What is the word square word
22 common worldwide? �� Arabic
23 a child and an adult walking in the dark of night, the child is an adult son, an adult is not child's father,cheap moncler jackets, may I ask why? �� Because they are two pairs of mother-child relationship
24 father and son to buy a hat, why only bought three? �� grandfather, father and son
25 hammer hammer hammer without breaking eggs, Why? �� Hammer certainly not broken

26 tigers chase a person is suddenly in front of a river,ed hardy uk, he could not swim, but he passed, and why? �� fainted
27 World boxing champion knocked down very easily what? �� sleepy
28, a woman hit a four-character idioms divorced several times? �� before the public (work) to make gas (disposable)
29 people who stutter do The most losses? �� long-distance calls
30 when a foot onto the New World after Columbus, followed by what? �� onto the other foot
31 \br> 32 for heart failure surgery, the doctor asked the patient what is about to expire last words to explain what do you think he would say? �� In fact, you do not understand my heart
33 men with the drink, why not non-Finger Guessing Game? �� toast Monastic
34 the 8 in half, how much? �� 0
35 when the sun will rise in the west? �� swear when
36 has a newly born baby, has two children and the same year he was born the same day, and is born of the same parents, but they are not twins, this could do? �� possible, they are triplets
37 Wake up, everyone What is the first thing to do? ��
38 opened his eyes opened a hospital in the city of new,ed hardy günstig, advanced equipment and good service. But what is strange is: not a patient actually received here, this is for Han? �� Veterinary Hospital
39 this winter, without heat, how can immediately into the ice water? �� Remove the ice of the two hungry cats
40 a side from a fat rat through, why would only indifferent to the hungry cat actually went on its way, did not even see the mouse? �� blind cat encountered dead rat
41 Peacock Why not fly to the northwest to southeast flight? �� northwest wall
42 as a truck driver and a motorcyclist collided with the truck driver was seriously injured, the motorcyclist was right, why? �� truck driver was not driving
43 Xiao Ming's mother has three a son, called the Ming Great son, second son called out the second, third son of What? �� course called the Little Ming
44 a young man, he had a river to go to work; However, the river and no bridge no boat . so he would swim across the river in the morning, only an hour's time he swam to the other side in the afternoon, the river width and flow rate are not changed, even more important is his swimming speed have not changed, but he had spent two and a half hours to swim across the river, you say why? �� two and a half hours add up to one hour
45 has a very large sea vessels, it would have the Capacity is 60 people, results in up to Article 59 when it actually to sink into the sea! This is why (the boat not pregnant and overweight people there; did not weight on board)? �� Do not panic, it is what the submarine
46 I do not know what day to know, you know I know? �� broke
47 soles for two people, a south facing, one facing north of standing, not allowed to go back, not allowed to walk around, not allowed to look in the mirror and ask Can they see each other's face? �� certainly can, they are standing face to face what

48 eggs, no impregnable, cook unfamiliar, can not eat? �� examinations of a zero \> 49 starts with coconut and watermelon, which is more painful? �� head hurts
50 Confucius and Mencius, What's the difference? �� Confucius's son on the left. Mencius child in the above


51 by What can not also? �� Jieguang
52 into the zoo to see what the first animal? �� conductor
53 magnifying glass can not be what it is enlarged? �� What
54 inverted angle will increase by half? �� 6
55 as long as you call it's name will destroy it, what is it? �� silent
56 to what are often, but never really been to? �� Wang tomorrow
57 the first time with their parents travel abroad, because of language barriers and a loss of his parents, Amy did not understand foreign languages, he is not deaf, but the same as in their own country did not feel the slightest inconvenience, this is why? �� Wang is a baby
58 How can red with a blue pen to write to? �� write a \There is a natural black marble, in the Sept. 7 that day, threw it into the phenomenon of the Qiantang River in what happened? �� sink to the river bottom
61 people in what circumstances would Qiqiaoshengyan? �� Cremation
62 seductive woman is best at confusing a man, then what \Why two tigers fight, have to fight to the bitter only give? �� no one dares to Lin Quan Jia

65 after major surgery for an artificial heart. convalescence, her girlfriend has to break soon, Why? �� is not really love her

66 you can do, I can do, we can do; a person can do, two people can do together. This is what to do? �� dream

67 black or white chicken chicken powerful powerful, why? �� black chicken, black chicken that lays white eggs, white chicken eggs will not

68 black students to go home only to find middle of the night without keys, home and no other person, then what is your greatest wish? �� lock the door Forget black hair

69 What are the benefits? �� afraid of tanning

70 if tomorrow is the end of the world Why some people want to commit suicide today? �� heaven seats for
71 managers do not cook, can have a particularly good food, what? �� fired

72 can not drink any wine? �� iodine

73 Why is a bottle marked poison is harmless to human medicine? �� As long as you do not drink it

74 to play something, do not have to spend effort? �� asleep
75 Something there is that people know to buy, sell people know only by the people do not know what it? �� coffin



76 It is said that a woman like a book, What the book as a woman so fat? �� consolidated

77 an alligator and shark bite feel any different? �� No one knows

78 a cow, go north 10 meters, 10 meters and then towards the west, then south to go 10 meters, turn right back and asked where the cow's tail towards? �� North Korea to

79 \What? �� The day after tomorrow

80 What is the main cause of divorce? �� married

81 9 oranges given to 13 children, how to divide it fair? �� pressed into juice

82 put a pencil on the ground, no one can make the cross, how to do? �� Why

83 on the wall the old Statue of Liberty standing in New York Harbor? �� she could not Why sit

84 frogs can jump higher than tree height? �� jump

85 trees will not have anything in the world nearly 2,000 km / h speed-Benz carrying people, and do not have fuel or other fuels? �� Earth

86 for fear of out of shape, not to have children after marriage how beautiful call? �� peerless beauty

87 Why do blacks like to eat white chocolate? �� afraid to eat their own

88 fingers were always afraid to take a bath what figurines

89 �� Why do the majority of Buddhists in the northern hemisphere? �� South \break the law? �� lucky

91 you know the modern scientists generally where you were born? �� hospital

92 geese fly south, why? �� go too slow because of their feet
93 winter melon, cucumber, watermelon, pumpkin could eat, what not to eat melons? �� fool

94 bread bowl with 6, 6 children each assigned to one, but the basin remained the one, why? �� Finally, a friend took the pot with the Pharaoh
95 four or five times a day to shave face, his face still has a beard. What is the reason? �� Pharaoh was a barber

96 there is a word that everyone will read the wrong met. What is this word? �� This is the \Xiao Ming has never had to study a model student, and why deaf students �� Xiao Ming is a box
99 has several side? �� two sides. inside and outside
100 a month which has twenty eight days? �� Each months have 28 days

1, why did not Sony Panasonic strong? Answer: panasonic (fear of the Suoni Ge)
2 A and C who is relatively high? Answer: C is relatively high (because ABCD A lower than C)
5 rubber, skins, lion's skin which the worst? Answer: rubber. (rubber poor)
9 how to make the quiet sparrow? Answer: press it a bit. Reason: silence (pressure Sparrow silent)
10 white plus white equals what? answer: rabbits (TWO)
12 If you have a car, the driver Xiaoming, Xiaohua sitting on his right, sat behind him flowers, I ask Who is this car does?? answer: \people in the house to play mahjong, the police came, they took 5 people, and why? Answer: Because they beat the people called \Because the stars will \? Answer: because they are not familiar
17 a fat man jumping from high buildings, turned into a what? Answer: fat
19 dead, two men fell into the trap, the dead man called dead, live What is his? Answer: Jiaojiu Ming Rights
20 has a shark had bitten a green bean, the results of it into what? answer: green bean (mung bean shark)
21 Dandan is the dog's name or tiger's name? Answer: Little Tiger (eyeing)
23 chicken's mother who is? Answer: Paper Helicopter (paper chicken)
24 with ABCD .. 26 letters, how many left if left ET ? Answer: 21 ET UFO
26 drove off the wind What child? Answer: Water from the (wind and water)
27 which animal no sense of direction? Answer: elk (lost)
28 wolves, tigers and lions who play the game will be eliminated? Answer: Wolf (Momotaro)
29 children who red bean family? Answer: southern (red beans grow in tropical)
31 One mother has had with body baby, my sister called Mary, then my sister called? Answer: Marilyn Monroe (Marilyn Monroe)


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