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Reprinted from 5649637 at 21:05 on August 11, 2006 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Categories: funny 1. snakes, ants, spiders, centipedes and a few people playing mahjong at home. 8 laps later, smoked cigarettes. We discussed who should be allowed to buy cigarettes. Snake wrote: I did not feet, I do not let the ants go. Ant said: spider eight legs, more than I let the spider go. Spider says: my feet more than the big brother, however centipede Yeah, go to the centipede. Centipede frustration, I thought: no way, Who my feet much? So go out to buy cigarettes centipede. More than one hour, but not centipede back two hours later, but he did not buy cigarettes back centipede. Then, we go out and see the spiders, centipedes spiders went out to see sitting at the door, the spider is very angry and asked: how can you not going? Everyone waiting. Centipede has an urgent, said: nonsense! You gotta put on my shoes so it! 2. One night, a young woman through a mental hospital when he suddenly heard behind the Woman turned and saw a ########## man is chasing her to. Scared woman started to run, behind the man in hot pursuit. Well,
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27. I sat in the last row to sleep, next to the back door of the classroom, every class, are at the same table woke me up, and then I walked out of the classroom sun. A lesson, the teacher asked me to answer the questions first time, sleep wake was at the same table, I got that out of the classroom door, five minutes later, I feel the environment in the classroom strange, then walked back to the classroom, all teachers Students like to do horror. 28. Ceremony for thinking of principals report :a voice so much to her at the same table, said: teacher come and tell me know. Almost all students are heard. Teachers are no exception, to see if the students, then said: I do not the past. 30. The teacher asked: My bottom radius 20CM, my height is 50CM, then me. I teach five classes? Five lessons ah! If you do not understand I told them to look at watches, where to go to where the hour hand is clockwise, which in turn is counter-clockwise. However, the class number of the past, not the phone is the electronic form
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