(This anecdote is purely mythical and any similarity is purely coincidental!)
the maximum entangling I've ever had an thing in a couple's bed, hid half the night. In appending to occasionally put a fart, the air did not challenge call out.
that night drunk, went home the wrong door. To a building close my house, into the same floor of the house to others the same element. It so happened that the house door is not closed, ajar. I went straight into the room, nor shoes off, went straight to the bedroom. Link to cry, and fell to the bed.
just sleepy, heard voices outside the door there is a prettily said, her husband, it would come behind, ambition to dead. Flashed a man in a half bath towel door, virtually ########## with a woman. While drunk, but she's ######y and I am still wondered luxuriant. Thought that the Tsing Yi Liao Zhai legendary ghosts sister,
Balance Xtreme, even I must fight it. I sat up in bed about Teng. That woman is more disorders, ah to hurrahed, stunned in the gateway.
How you came to my house, wrong, right? I 1st made the first feedback. She just react, quickly dimmed the body with a towel. Then, sternly rebuke:
This is my home! You do not discern the door to see, but also instantly aboard my bed!
not it? There is no wrong ah? Is to drink high, you will not be wrong door, right? I remembered the side intonation, meantime stood up. A closer look, hey, if indeed not my bedroom. --- Oh, the mama, it really go're wrong?
look at you, not only wrong, but also on the wrong bed! Drink like this, dislike is die! She cried with a crying voice.
I now Wang Menwai go. Hey, sorry. I am sorry. Fortunately, your husband is not, otherwise, this a big misconstruing. If not achieved, hears somebody knocking at the door. I'm just going to hand sliding door, she suddenly hold my hand about, and shoved me back onto the house. Said a cheap voice called out, see you kicking up smokes of a agreeable thing, my husband back! How to do?
I said, okay, I explained to him, entire my mistake. She pinched my arm about Sijin. Mad at me, can you explain apparently? Also not to mention my husband who is a heart is small. She looked all approximately, Jizhongshengzhi to a set off the brim of the bed sheets, a means toward the bed and said: Quick, hide under the bed ahead you talk. Fast! I also heed to what is panic surrounded the, and to quickly drill squeezed into the bed. Linen napkin by her down, and set off, head out to the bed asked: I do not phone you, do not bring an end to ....
Soon, I heard a heavy footsteps came. Wooden ground being trod on too giggle ringing, it sounds like he is definitely a big guy. I'm horrified to tightly hold your respiration, I heard not out, alcohol is suddenly horrified to fly, and soaked in perspiration.
look at you like this drink! Did not detect dissimilar home run to go the wrong door? ! Qiao said women play. I heard her kick the man slightly slamming a colossal burp, fart clamor is also more than twice as noisy. Then he said: You do not say, I walked next to that building gone, the same unit. Knock on the door for a long time, no one at home. I began surprising blind, invisible, what variety of home do men. I Sijin pressing beat,
PULSERA NEGRA CON ARGENTINA, almost smashed the door. Later, a adjoin came out next, before we know the wrong. You see, this trouble.
I rely on, depend on, rely on! Hit the door of my house? NND,
PULSERA CAMUFLAJE CON LOGO XB! If I'm at home, even now I leg not matter how small, will naturally kick in the elapse. I lay under the bed, violently, crazy silent curse.
not Ma Wan, pate rattle the see, the canopy bed as the heavens favor the pressure in my head. He lay down on the bed. That is how one component of the ah. I felt the mattress cross the life can not avoid. The sense that it can partake in multinational competitions is a large ass, is simply merciless.
then more hideous thing occurred. A giant fart, bolt from the blue camel exploded in my head. Power directly through 50 cm thick mattress in my temple formed a tall pressure zone. A minute later, it shook my ears ringing murmuring. If even this humiliation are people who may be proficient to, what can not bear it.
my blood boil. Wished I was a fierce dog. If my dog with long teeth, but be patient you will definitely bite through the bed.
Fortunately, the sound fart does not stink. I heard the man sick with the giant incomparable voice, baby, you wash the true slippery ah. Soft pearly soft white, I'm comfortable about application.
woman said, you go to wash first. His jaws, she played a little light under the bed with their feet on the floor, to my eye it. I saw the white toes also nodded at me, that is, say nought of the. I'm prepared, by the time the youth man entered the lavatory, I would like a dog sprang to go. Who knows man, I just washed in the sauna, baby, do not acquaint you, tonight I linger a few purchasers.
woman was strangled,
PULSERA TRANSPARENTE CON LOGO XB, half not respond, probably is the man embraced tightly. Head of the bed came a crawling and coiling. Heard a woman mutter, do not, tonight, I'm not comfortable. Men Yiliaoyisheng said, look, bully my mood is not it? Which call, let me accelerate back from the hospital sauna? Added to the can not stand it? Ah? !
Wow! How not me? Called the mart it tin not be thought small, yet pretty and XX of the best little female. Suddenly remembered the path she had just showered, and immediately she is in my altitude it. Wow! I was a tiny elated. Eat not, and can listen to a melodrama Ye Hao, without spending money. I was secretly happy. Original eavesdropping is likewise a very exciting thing na.
constant churn of the on begin. Thought I was above her, and she is her above him, heck. . Toss for a moment.
that man unnerving sounds, and some wrong, so very softly, mumbles Lai Lai Haw said: drink more ,............... tonight ..........
ha ha ha! I was under the bed Xiaofan. Afraid to speak, noiselessly laughing, but also deflated lips to fight back. Dumb smile, the body of a unsteadily. Above'd clutch back, but deliberately, following a gas leak. Porphyrin is heard, like the open like a champagne decanter, a surge of reinforcements from the valley where I rushed out. Although he did not just put the ring, but the sound is very pure. I have not let go of life that the standard fart sound it.
vanish. And native.
baby. man said, very fragile, ha! Puchi about women, rattle laugh. One side says, not me, savage dogs do, or that way ah? Tibetan daggers in her words, I understand called me yet.
human affected fart does not stink. But I'm different. Twenty seconds later, the rich smell spread from the bed and leapt up. That taste is simply a. How do you say? I saw some mosquitoes fly out of bed to flee mad camel. Estimates will never come back. I have very embarrassed. Do not smell foul smell is not over, is not such a bad smell foul. No way out.
If not. I heard the man, Oops, Oops because words a few periods, said, child, what you dine someone by night? Is it wrong onions? . . . Zezheng, namely taste, too strong! Estimated namely cockroaches must run.
the woman have to be the victims. First silent, then probably could not bear it, mention to go to the restroom. But that man run faster than her .... that he urgency ,..... go, ... I was in it while men go to the restroom .... crawl out from beneath the bed. ... slipped out .. the woman said to me at the gate. brother or do you have the manner to service the ...
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