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:

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earthworms dad thought, put his hack into the minced beef.
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angrily said: ....
turtle saw a snail crawling slowly ...... very slowly and said to him: you come, you are right ......
me back then .... .. ......
snail aboard the up after a when .... .. ...... turtle saw one ant said to him: Come on you .... ..
so ants will come up.
ants up afterward ...... see on snail ...... he simply said: Hello
snails that you know everything?
Snail said: you lose points, this turtle so hasty .......


6, a man and a woman are dining banquet
the girl kept asking the boys: Do you adore do no love me?
boys looked at girls went on a dinner
girls are petulant and ask again: Do you love me?
boys eventually said: girls love
asked: how do you want to prove?
suddenly the boys out of his pocket and took thirty yuan,
and asked the girls: Do you have ten yuan?
girls took ten yuan to the boys ......
boys put on the table forty yuan
After a maddening child .....
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7, one day visiting the Snack Street
found a shop selling
each tart looks quite delicious, I want to purchase an to try to inquire the clerk
: What is one to sell it?
clerk: No, this is Japan.


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father and mother escaped, leaving merely one son still inside.
mommy is very tense in the house shouted:

mother and tense shouting, ....
no way he had to replace it, like earthworms, alternatively half a daytime ~ ~ ~
not fish on the anchor under his anger fell into the water - out 100rmb cursed:
!!!!
boss is American, he said the Germans: you physically well, you are responsible as fatigue.
the French people say: you say you are engineers, you are responsible for the mining maneuver.
while the Japanese, he said: you are very thin. You are responsible for supplies (supply).
then every other week, they began to begin go.
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to the ophthalmologist said.


snake said: I will not let such a small fart so smelly, it have to be beef.
cow said: I will not let such a grazing smelly fart.
pig said: fart who would blush.
suddenly rushed out of Guan Gong, the pig is gone, said: said numerous times, and I blush is born.


13, a private meet God ......
one day suddenly be kind-hearted purpose of God to man a desire to ask God .. ......
....
you have anybody desire to do ......
man thought I listened that cats have nine ......
Mania ......
Please give me namely right ......
Mania 9 God said ......
your appetite to effect slightly ......
day, that human bored ......
free to say one death to die anyway, forget ......
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lying on the pathways ......
result a train opened in the elapse ......
that people are still dead ......
Why is this?
because that practice carriages with 10 ......


14, one day, funeral family sent 3 people, curious to say, they are always smiles behind the decease of ^ _^......
funeral home administrator marveled to ask pol.ice: Why even after their death's face ^ _ ^ is it?
pol.ice said: This is a long story ...... ...... ...... you watch the man he was left with her when his wife slept in the ..... In the maximum passionate moment ...... ...... tin not stand hanging
administrator replied: Well ...... compliant to cost the next dead ...... mischief likewise mythological ...... that the middle one is how to dead?
pol.ice: a navel Oh Yeah .. .... ...... he is truly human catastrophe to work on the road ...... ...... he suddenly heard himself in the brain color ...... ..
extra than 700 million dividend he was cheerful to smile by ....... oncoming automobiles to hit the ...... sequel ... ... hung up ......
administrator replied: Well ...... he really is not good fortune to enjoy the splendor of that remaining after the rest of my life ...... this one?
pol.ice: ...... This namely a bit wretched dead ...... he namely to mount the tree while they were mine to cut
commander replied: .. .... It's a bit erroneous, why would by speedy to the laughing ......
pol.ice said: he climbed up the tree after the sudden flash of lightning that ..... .. ...... ....
he thought he was to take pictures ......


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until the Tang Dynasty,Womens Lacoste Shoes New, things have changed ... ...
the Emperor we heard it! He raised a couple of antique Pekinese, and once on a Mountain Heaven Emperor, brought this on to ... ...
festival halfway bitch suddenly in pressing, so they went to a tree after the accommodation,
when it is in heaven is very disrespectful action, so raged the Jade Emperor,
Emperor bids Thunder hit a mine, equitable playing in the trees, the tree collapsed, crushing a bitch, male dog is very scared after perusing ... ...
Since then, male dogs to urinate under a tree when each will extend one foot, wore hard tree,
tree down to avert oppression to own ... ...



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