Confessions of an ugly human (super funny) I was born double.
the 1st time, a doctor plucked me from the womb to all over, suddenly collapsed, shut our eyes and groping a nurse, I plug the behind ... ...
I was nativity later the second , entire of them are hiding in the hospital morgue to call, chancellor of his jaws,
Diesel Skinny Jeans, pumping his son, reprehend themselves unconscious, then I ought no be greedy in this commerce ... ...
motherly adore is excellent, she does not clutch anything opposition me, Need raised me, yet he in my face pictures posted a skull to relieve the psychological pressure, a mask with me to the old.
I was 11, I was in third grade, the level is the most major time of curiosity, have desperately wanted to see what the mask looks after me in the end, there is a byname name is Li bold students while I pee when I pulled it off the mask, since then, Lee boldly students suffering from a strange ailment, can not speak, eyes dim, all day long act nothing, against a person's skull killed without blinking, a shut our eyes, it more than tears ... ...
principals reported the Board of Education, Bureau of Education sent to, because the school's students are migrate, the headmaster can only eat a half every morning bowl of porridge, two-month teacher's salary has not landed ... ...
people see me after the Department of Education, Secretary to resign instantly quit the sea, a shackle response, the dissolution of the country's educational traditions ... ...
I wade down the street, street folk, all in Kuangtu more than a group of pigs rushed from after me, I hastened to dress flowers, cilia trophy, and gave me a certificate that read: pig's savior.
afterward Liuma's wife with him blowing that his face pockmarked also nauseating, absolutely want to quit,
Diesel Jeans Sale!!! happened to them I went to the window, Liuma wife saw me, did not talk ,
Cheap Diesel Jeans, out of money to the warranty company to protect the warranty Liuma pockmarked, a pock ten thousand ... ...
has panicked the United Nations (? Why mention they do), Kofi Annan can not do anything to require compelled me to plastic surgery, but without success, all the plastic surgeon to see me once and for all the crying always, and almost half of the surgeons into the cerebral hospital, the omens all the same, nothing will say merely one sentence: Need ugly ugly ... ... ... ...
to mail Arafat's aircraft to elect me up, inquired me to stand in front of the presidential palace, surrounded at the Israeli militia to resist, I went to stand for a minute, Israeli military withdrawal, Sharon was forced to resign, the Palestinian national morale, but Allah special statute to introduce my hero, while the Palestinian National People's lantern could not find the ... ...
a author to me, and tears: my life, the biggest nightmare is to have a Nobel Prize in Literature prize, but immediately the main is too much ... I have a dupe, at a time I can write a paperback in front of you, I will be able to victors!!!
I do not deem, so he stayed with me week, up to five million words to write a novel, words to depict my exterior, you tin obtain prize because literature,
Diesel Bootcut Jeans, the results, all writers are distracted to purchase pork, and the Nobel Prize as Literature vanish ... ...
specially recruited me into the citizen football team, would like to take a real punch out of Asia in the World Cup, the Chinese team did not lose a pellet,
Diesel UK, each game is a score of 12:0, one a ball, after playing the beginning on the picnic on the lawn, I am a person in front of goal BBQ, the other athletes halo, including the goalkeeper all spit on the floor, the mediator with ruddy card Doutaochulai up.
way, our team has likewise been a gradual exercising of the monster, look at my pictures, then looked by my photos to eat, then play ... ...
trophy from lasting stay in China, alien medium remarks I was the devil incarnate.
world prevaricate start rivalry, the colored race of players glorified bluster Luankan, I took the stage, said only 3 words have a champion, and permanently retained heading, I said: I'm not ugly ... ....
I cry at night, facing the moon, asked softly: I look good? Falling gently on the moon a pearly object, I picked up a look,
Diesel Store, is a small hare was 九阴白骨爪 crush ... ...
I call the sky: God, I do the maximum ugly ?????
sky suddenly torrential rain fell aboard my body, I touched one, even full of vomit ... ...
me away from the world, to the archaic chateau, I asked the Mirror: Mirror Mirror, Who is the world's most ugly, mirror tears, broken ... ...
suicide not my daytime , why with me ?????????
Confessions of one hideous human ( Comedy )
post too
Chaussure Nike
Linear Mode
