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3 Ge to the toilet once, Ge You ask a friend to dinner, half-way on the trips to the bathroom, came back, a large piece of wet pants. Friends: how wet your pants now? Ge: Since I became famous after the regular way. Friends: frequently? Ge: not! Often next to a man who sowed the sudden turn of urine exclaimed: PART1: a married couple, guess the food name, his wife gestures husband guess. Out on the big screen, Husband appears to be anxious, and blurted out: . . . .
5 money a bus home, found the wallet on the train without one yuan Ling Chao, a hurry, they took out a ten-dollar big ticket into the slot. Later, more and more convinced that useless, it will discuss with the driver, can not let my door, and the next passenger to be dropped into the slot of the money in his pocket? Drivers agreed. Car quickly drove to the next stop, a lot of people scrambling to get on the train. I blocked the door, on the first passenger said: Chou Chou the other driver, the driver nodded acquiescence. Thus, a dollar hand. Processing according to the law, and soon received eight of a dollar. Then came a big fellow, sturdy frame, shaved the board inch, bare tattoos. See me stopping him, angrily
: I said: Eight tongue mouth cried: I saw his wallet from his pocket, handing me, long face, said: I fire, I said, you said I'm not, I took out to give you see, girls laughing, and there is one of the most cattle, and said, ah, I'll dig out ID cards to a.
7 after reading the no one can live under, are laughable today is my birthday, my girlfriend called early to go home that night to congratulate the birthday for me, but also has given me surprises! heard the good news! my work today it is to buy extra power to run about a dozen customers! back to the company. all three in the afternoon, and to the canteen and saw only a pitiful soup, and Rouchao three beans (Rouchao soybeans, green beans
, peas) and radish soup. no way, run a morning customers, the stomach has long been called the cuckoo, and had to a large plate of beans and a big tub Rouchao three radish soup, eat up! did not think the Pro work, and my stomach is like a Jeep off-road engine! - began a violent piston! Suddenly, a Unit of gas from the oncoming rush, rushed out of my body! I quickly rushed to no one local, stomach began singing softly, or embarrassed, but quickly becomes a barrage of puff do ring! good belly up it! and is now his girlfriend has called and said she had got home and told me hurry home. Alas! no option but to go home, I hope she will not be embarrassed to see me like this piece of it! ... ... On the way home I put a lot of deliberate efforts to fart. nearing home, the stomach feel better Many, I think what should not be a problem. much to see at the door waiting for my girlfriend, she looks a bit excited. She cried, said, a very wonderful, will definitely give you a surprise gift. peep. Suddenly, I felt want to fart. precisely in this time, his girlfriend's cell phone rang. This incorrigible my life! I find the excuse that too chaotic to allow her to another room to answer the phone ! I can not reveal her Quefei cloth blindfolded,
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house sound, because the promise to abide do not peek, I do not open the eye, can only be placed fart in the dark constantly, in order to up the stomach All of the gas discharge, not to make more room stinks! I untied the waistband of his trousers, underwear and trousers faded to the lower abdomen below the dew out of the bottom, and explored and opened the balcony door behind him, almost is the whole ass out into the balcony and started to fart crazy ... sensational ..., ah! better around! later, I was dancing with cushions room full of chaos fans, pray that stocks can be up to disperse the stench ... ... , and thus, within the next ten minutes, I stood side fart constantly, while constantly violently cushion, and finally, when I heard her say goodbye on the phone when the room air and I The stomach is much better now,
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9 female colleagues in our unit go to the bank yesterday, by bus, car wearing a very brilliant young woman. passed a satyr, standing behind her, back and forth, and her physical contact. woman was furious, shouted back : you squeeze a J8 ah!! this time the car quiet, boring after a few seconds, the color was the answer: a car laughs at J8. Our colleagues say that's a few boys go and the thought of busy girl, but also music to die, then a station to get off that pervert a shopping
10 sudden pain in his stomach, so you can eat into the corner of the 199 pot shops, say used by a toilet, but why I could not find searched the first floor, so I went to the second floor, second floor is also decorated the empty nothing, but found to have a toilet door close to the fault to be repaired * Do not use *, I really could not help myself, though he Panax twenty-first, anyway, no one around, Tuoliaokuzai squatted on toward the toilet, break Para ... ... thrilled!! the end, I went downstairs only to find empty, strange, a time when dinner is also almost a full house downstairs just say, how to empty it once?? even the waiters and reception were gone ... ... So I approached the bar , and asked: When you're not a fan? count your lucky.
11 prisoners escaped from prison and ran away fifteen years. He broke into homes in search of food and money one, they found a young couple in bed. So he order the husband out of bed and tied him to a chair. and then he turn his wife tied to the bed and kissed
her long neck, and then went into the toilet. as fugitives in the toilet when the husband wife: He must be in prison too long, many years have not seen a woman, from the way he kisses your neck to see. If he wants to have ###### with you, do not resist, do not complain, do as he says, no matter how devastated you must meet his requirements. He must be very dangerous, if he is angry, then we may be killed. You must hold on, baby, I love you. He told me he was gay, and he thinks you're cute, and asked my family have any Vaseline. I told him in the toilet. You must hold on, baby, I love you!other article
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