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KFC的强势顾客,太搞笑了~~~~~~~1 一个男人走到前台,只对我说了一句,“你先给我找个座。”
2 顾客冲进来直奔前台 :“小姐,给我来一个莫斯科鸡肉卷。”
  我:“对不起,我们只有墨西哥和老北京的。”
  顾客:“……那我要莫斯科的。”
  我:……
3 中年妇女过来点餐:“给我一个麦当劳。”
  我:“不好心思,我们这是肯德基。”
  女:“哦!那给我来个肯德基。”
  我:无语,掉头我就走了,切实不知道怎么跟她说了……
4 一名顾客走到前台。
  顾客:“给我一个小碗。"
  我:“啊?”
  顾客指指菜单我才清楚是要圣代。
  我:“圣代是吧,您要什么口味啊?”
  顾客:“苹果的。”
  我:“啊?对不起从没卖过苹果的。”
  顾客:“那个绿色的是什么?”
  我:“哦,那是芦荟口味的,ナイキ エアフォースワン。”
  顾客:“芦荟?那不是花么!能吃么?”
  我:“能!”
  顾客:“算了,我从不瞎吃。我要咖啡味的吧。”
  我:(茫然状)“对不起啊,也从没卖过咖啡味的。”
  顾客:“那玄色的是什么?”
  我:“那是巧克力的。”
  顾客:“算了,巧克力太甜,我要那个红色的吧。是草莓的吧。”
  我:(超级高兴,可猜对一回。)“是,您要多少个?”
  顾客:“一个,不外我不吃芝麻,你把草莓籽都帮我挑出去。”
  我:,air force 1!@~#$%^&&**~!@#$%^&*
  
5 一个老太太进来,立场十分和气的说:“小姐,给我来一斤鸡翅。”
6 “我要两个田园汉堡,nike air force 1,一个不放肉,另一个加两片肉……”
7 一次一个小孩进来说:“给我20包番茄酱。”
  我说:“小友人,我们给不了你那么多,再说你要那么多干什么 啊?”
  他说:“我妈说晚上给我做樱桃肉。”
8 “来个火把。”
  “啊?”
  “就是拿在手�的那种,エアフォース1。”
9 一位顾客走到前台。
  顾客:“我要草莓新地。”
  我:“好,一个草莓圣代。”
  顾客:“不是这个,我要草莓新地!”
  我:“嗯?哦,麦当劳叫新地,肯德基叫圣代。都一样,我们这里是肯德基。”
  顾客:“哦,草莓新地,草莓圣代,一样啊。”
  我:“对,先生您真聪慧!”
  顾客:“哈哈哈哈,那我要巧克力新地吧。”
  我:~!@#$%^&*~!@#$%^&*
10 一个老大爷到前台点餐,看着很纯熟,都不迟疑就指着餐盘说:“我要一个哥西墨!”
  我当时真的不想干了!
11 加菲上市。
  一个顾客买全家桶问了句:“我买了这么大一桶,(边说边摸着展现的加菲)送我一个小老虎行 么?”
12 顾客:“给我来个新加坡肉卷,エアフォース!”
  我对配餐员说:“你先点着,我先去后边笑会去!”
  顾客:“给我来对奥斯卡烤翅。”
  我:狂晕!
13 有一天,一个欧吉桑大模大样的走进来,来到柜台前。
  嗓门很大的说道:“我要一个‘强横鸡米花’!”
14 一位顾客取出2张优惠券扔桌上,说:“就要这两样,带走。”
  我:“汉堡要辣的还是不辣的?”
  顾客:“嗯。”
  我:“汉堡要辣的仍是不辣的?”
  顾客:“嗯。”
  我:“你~汉~堡~是~要~辣~的~还~是~不~辣~的?”
  顾客:(豁然开朗)“要辣的。”
  我:“那圣代呢?”
  顾客:“要辣的。”
15 我:欢送光顾肯德基,请问须要点什么?
顾客:请问邻近麦当劳怎么走?
我:#¥@%@……¥
16 我:“欢迎光临”
  
  顾客:“给我一个深海鲨鱼堡的那个套餐”
  
  我:“厄……先生,不好意思,没有鲨鱼堡,深海鳕鱼堡能够吗?”
  
  顾客:“啊……不啦,那就来那个鳕鱼堡吧”(心里还很不甘心)
  
  我:“.……”(靠,你怎么不要鲸鱼堡呢)
17 我:“欢迎光临”
  
  顾客:“请问大包的劲爆鸡米花有多大?”
  
  我:“这么大”(给她指了指)
  
  顾客:“中的呢?”
  
  我:“这么大”(我又指了指)
  
  顾客:“那好吧,给我来个土豆泥”
  
  我:……(别拦着我,让我下去抽她!!!)
  
18 我:“欢迎光临”
  
  顾客:“给我来份中杯的小可乐和一个不辣的香辣鸡腿堡”
  
  我:……(最后我给她拿了杯中可乐跟一个劲脆鸡腿堡,妈的,勤得跟精力决裂的人空话)
  
19
  我:“欢迎光临”
  
  顾客:“要一个外带全家桶”
  
  我:“还需要别的么?”
  
  顾客:“嗯……在来两瓶啤酒吧!”
  
  我:“对不起,我们没有酒类饮料”
  
  顾客:“我记得以前有呢”
  
  我:……(大哥,你说的那是浊世才子吧)
  
20
  服务员:“欢迎光临”
  
  顾客:“我要一杯九珍果汁和一包大的强暴鸡米花”
  
  服务员:“你是要劲爆鸡米花吗?”
  
  顾客:“诶,改名啦”
  
  服务员:……(好么,你不晓得最近严打么!)
  
21
  服务员:“欢迎光临”
  
  顾客:“给我吆半斤内个什么鸡米花来着”
  
  服务员:“……”
  
  顾客:“多少钱?”
  
  服务员:“咱们不批发”(大爷把鸡米花当爆米花这么买)
  
22
  服务员:“欢迎光临”
  
  顾客:“你好,我要一份肯德基”
  
  服务员:“您需要什么?”
  
  顾客:“我不说了吗,要份肯德基”
  
  服务员:“肯德基的产品有良多,ナイキ エアフォース,您需要哪一种”
  
  顾客:“别的不需要,就要肯德基!”
  
  服务员:……(他当时要是有把枪必定嘣了那个人)
  
23
  服务员:“欢迎光临”
  
  顾客:“快点快点,我赶时光,就要这些”(说着把一堆优惠卷拍桌子上了)
  
  服务员:“......”
  
  顾客:“快点儿啊”
  
  服务员:“......”(看着一堆麦当劳优惠卷超级无语)
  
  服务员:“对不起先生,这是麦当劳优惠卷!”
  
  顾客:“这不是麦当劳吗?”(他仍然很镇定)
  
  服务员:“......”(兴许是来踢馆的......)
  
24
  服务员:“欢迎光临”
  
  顾客:“我要一个圣代”
  
  服务员:“什么口味的?”
  
  顾客:“麻酱的......”
  
  服务员:“......”(老大爷来买之前也不问明白)
  
25
  服务员:“欢迎光临”
  顾客:“要一个鸡腿堡不要肉..”
  服务员:“...汗一个 啊?鸡腿堡?不要肉”
  顾客:“恩..”
  服务员:“总配 一个鸡腿堡不要肉...(此话一出总配一阵动乱)
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