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Taurus (male) - Cancer (female)

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space to follow the twists and turns of Cancer running, running while laughing and crying while feelings, then he
; Jiangzai that does not maintain its original stance. Taurus understanding of all aspects of touch, but the feelings are
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occasionally a girl will be declared: \let her fool you, as a fool of herself, like her. She of the order is still in its Cancer
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is issued by the warble of her change from passive to active.

Taurus men love, start slowly. Despite his enormous energy of love, but not all of a sudden will suddenly become
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it out the beautiful flowers, and can permanently bloom. The girls are required for mid-permanent, it is entirely due to her head in the clouds
feelings of wanderlust. Taurus men and, like her, just wait until the woman he hoped
there, he would devote themselves to the full. He will own any
good time for any decision, but once he put his hand over, usually quickly, and his eternal loyalty
- unless the behavior of his female companion hopelessly beyond his great patience
outside force. Most Taurus men

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later) after before the full experience of ######ual and emotional love, and their early
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possessive Taurus (and jealousy are not exactly the same), he may be stubborn love approach, sensitive
sense of reality, but but congenial, very few emotionally erratic, capricious or improper too warm. Although similar in many ways both of them, but at this point they may not be the same. Months may allow illusory jealous girls torture themselves so deeply into depression in themselves - or even worse mood, suspicions, complaints or dependent attitude may irritate Taurus (he do not care about dependencies, and may even rely on him like the girl , while the suspect is not related to him.) Despite her active imagination and sometimes more is based on fantasy, not fact, but will develop into some kind of fear, made her burst into tears, explosive. That is to say, it seems that between them there is no hope, it is not. In fact, once the Taurus and Cancer knows who he is, where to go, then, not much sign of the combination between the two of them as so much of success.

Taurus already know quite of their own more. The difference between the two of them, and by the harmonious, peaceful Venus (that is, Venus God) Taurus rule more easily than her stable. Cancer women subject to the moon, the moon is the reflection of light were, so she instinctively reflect the atmosphere around her. Indeed, she was close to every change in the environment are reflected in her heart and mind, as the mirrors. Sometimes, all reflected the real cover herself. While young women in mid-perception and others to identify the mysterious power of intentions, but she is not easy to understand who he is, where to go. Most people put their secrets entrusted to her, both are gentle sympathy, but also be wise counsel. However, the glimpse inside the secret of her own, but it is unlikely.

Taurus may have, she said: \gardening club work, listening to music, painting, to the bank deposits, French, visit the planetarium, or sitting alone in the backyard staring at the moon. you do not need me. \the. He hurt because he did not receive the attention, not pat head, affectionate hug and kiss his desire, no doubt feel that they are loved. However, due to his lack of sensitivity to her like the moon, he may not understand how she needs all the busy activities - like the dream world as she needs - in order to focus on her own through the experience of all things and to life in these reflections come.

So who should be the first to give olive branch to show the reconciliation, it is obvious. Should be a matter of how most people understand each other. However, her intention of reconciliation with him, in the straightforward, simple Taurus seems somewhat vague, circuitous. She cried at first retreat, and then crawled to him from the sidewalk. This approach made him confused. When she dried apple stuffed in his head following Chen, or in his wet bathing with soap and put an emotional following poem, how could he understand the meaning of it? She should just directly out and said: \Then, she should understand the body language the only language --- Taurus - to prove her point. Simple, loyal, real. He does not like to be teased. No Taurus is willing to be teased.

the coordination of their ######ual life is usually the best, such coordination center to prevent the birth chart planets their heavy distress. She may always hope he has a romantic joke on less clumsy in the expression of feelings more accurately. But on the whole, people in Taurus sense of touch as accurate as required. But on the whole, Taurus sense of touch, as required by the people as precise and sensitive. He was a man of spirit, with most women can only read the novel promises the kind of dedication that can induce the distraught girl out of her shell. Moon in Taurus will feel that he was deeply in love with girl, her passionate desire, and, in the ######ual life dominated her (which is really looking for the heart).

ladies for equality, do not frown. Not all women, but some women really want to be male \Admittedly, true equality means that no matter what kind of ###### is not dominant, therefore, whether male or female, should not give in or ruling party. However, ######ual relations between men and women is completely different from the exchange of intelligence between them. It is a completely pure feeling of personal change - not always predict.

Cancer Taurus female male will impose enough influence generously to remove her from childhood under the cumulative effect of fear, fear that no one really needs her, because most people stronger than her in every respect . And he wants her, needs her. If she allows, he will be accurate expression of such feelings.

from the Taurus woman can not resist the kind of sincere love. In return for this love, she would admire him crazy (full moon to emphasize \Cancer, Cancer insulted her mother is a violation of the major sins). In this way, he may temporarily lose her. The girl is usually very loyal to her mother, sometimes my father on the second. However, the month when the phase change (of course, assume he apologized), and she returned to her Taurus side. Since he is very stubborn, if she does not understand this and forgive him his request, then the reconciliation will never occur. He is not going to beg. She is so emotionally
variable or changeable? He is so patient, or stubborn? Is it kind? The real answer depends on how they look at this issue. When he put on goggles Taurus, he will not see any truth, then he showed a very stubborn.

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38.逛超市呢 看到一收款员在很认真数一堆硬币 一小孩跑过,边跑边唱:门前大桥下游过一群鸭,快来快来数一数,二四六七八。。。。然后收款员很郁闷的把数 了一半的硬币倒回去重数....
39.我们以前宿舍有个娃(男的),老实的有点当(笨),而且有时候傻得可爱。有一次晚上熄灯后,大家又在 聊天,他就讲,等老子有钱了,就找三个女生。我们口味就被他调起来了,问他说然后呢,只见他镇定的说,打麻 将…
40.楼下送葬队在吹《常回家看看》,不知道那家人怎么想的。
41.早上乘地铁遇到个牛人,地铁上,突然一个哥们儿的电话铃声大作,众乘客一听:爷爷,那孙子又给您来电 话了。。。。爷爷,那孙子又给您来电话了。。。。爷爷,那孙子又给您来电话了。。。。。只见那哥们儿慢慢悠 悠的掏出手机,接听:喂,爸,什么事。。。。
42.想起大学的一件事情来
  大学期末考试,试卷上要求填写考号
  我TMD写上QQ号码了
43.我初中的班主任特别凶,每周五放学前都要开班会训话。一次,她情到激动处,义正词严地说,“你们怎么 这么不争气,为了这个班,我绞尽奶汁”。当时我和周围几个同学强忍着不敢笑,只好把头深深的埋下。记得一个 哥们趴在课桌上,使劲咬着手。。。
44.某男同事一直纠缠闺蜜,要和她发展关系。整天厚着脸皮找借口问她电话号码。闺蜜无奈,一摸口袋,上周 家里老人5周年,去了次公墓,正巧买了一包面巾纸,上面有火葬场电话。遂把号码告知男同事。
  隔天某男非常迷惑的向大伙诉说,打电话询问XX小姐是否在?对方回答:是昨天以前送来的么?昨天以前的 已经烧掉了,今天的还没进炉。
45.有次交友会要填个人信息。
  偶很傻很天真地把职业和生肖填反了。
  本来这不是什么问题!但我生肖是鸡呀…
46.到徐杨乡调研,乡领导亲自陪同我们到地里村头。我肚子不舒服,突然想方便。村长指了指前面的茅草棚说 :到那里就是。我急忙朝茅草棚奔去,刚推开草帘,见一大嫂在如厕,我赶紧退了出来。这时棚子里大嫂叫了起来 :兄弟,我望旁边移一下,我们两个人蹲的下来的...
47.宿舍哥们暴强,一日发现蚊帐里有只蚊子,忙活抓了半天没抓到,哥们叹口气说:“妈的,饿死你!”然后 迅速把蚊帐收了起来,shape ups skechers,忍了好几天没挂蚊帐,最后终于把蚊子给饿死了,我们那个汗呀~~~~~这个不算什么对吧,很 多人干过。
  一**又发现蚊帐里竟然飞进一只苍蝇,跟我们说:“我非弄死他”。我们说:“苍蝇可是耐饿呀,看来你是 靠不过他的”。
  “你们看吧 ”,这人抄起一本小说钻进蚊帐,封口。边看小说边不停的挥动扇子,就是不让苍蝇落地,结果两个小时后,苍蝇 终于飞不动了。他凑过去捅了捅苍蝇说:“飞呀小样,爷书还没看够呢”
48.记得有次和爸妈去游泳馆,刚进大门的时候就看见一个社会青年的纹了一身的活,剃个“青皮”头,脖子上 还戴个大金链子!等我们下水适应温度的时候就看那哥哥大摇大摆走过来往水里一站,天雷的事发生了。。。他脖 子上那好粗好粗的大金链子浮在水面上。。。。。
49.2009年7月22日,我在一个BBS上见一个哥们说:“TMD,原来日食是在白天,害老子白等了一 宿."
50.女性好友去参加婚宴,咨询我们穿什么衣服去会被搭讪。回答说:红色或白色的旗袍。于是穿着旗袍优雅的 扭去饭店。
  晚上回来报告,今日果然被搭讪无数,搭讪话题内容有:我们桌的菜还没上齐?小姐麻烦盛点米饭。来2瓶雪 花啤酒!请问厕所在哪里?这里是XX和XX的婚宴吗?
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