06-13-2011, 03:00 AM
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A Blind Beggar,hollow brick making machine
[align=left] There was a blind beggar wearing sunglasses and asking for money.[/align][align=left] A drunk man walked by, thinking the beggar was pitiful, threw him a hundred dollars.[/align][align=left] After walking a few steps, the drunkard turned around to see the blind man holding the money up to the sunlight to check if it was genuine.hollow brick making machine[/align][align=left] The drunk man, feeling cheated, ran back and snatched the money back, “You’re gonna die! How dare you cheat me…”[/align][align=left] The blind man, not wanting to feel like a cheater, retorted, “Hey man, I’m sorry,[/align][align=left] I’m just here to replace my friend who really is blind. He went to the bathroom, and should be right back… Actually… I’m mute.”Fired brick[/align][align=left] “Oh, oh, in that case...” whereupon the drunk threw the money back and stumbled away.[/align]
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