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Reprinted from 18318175 at 23:43 on April 29, 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Zhuantie
1, among the children of a Beijing and Shanxi coal bosses son to eat, among the children loudly: \Coal bosses son hear whispered: \, that did not bring paper was finished, and not wait for people, phone and arrears. 10086 despair he called for help. It is said that there was silent for a long time, then ... ... he was classmates in class to receive such a message: Hello Dear China Mobile users, your classmates so and so in the toilet, so you send him toilet paper. Please contact 10086
3, the morning saw a Netease comments, the original is a screenshot.
F: Some cool people have come and listen to 5, how to say? ! ~
On the second floor: 5th floor, I think it very reasonable.
F: 5 F, the voice of the people out
floor: 5th floor, very well said indeed!
fifth floor: Upstairs are sb
4, bedroom on the 6th floor, climb and found the key did not take down the stairs and asked the aunt to take, and then climb up to the door, go also key,
red wing boots, and then climb up, found the door closed, next to a classmate after, asked, \Great, just like she got into a fight,
red wing sale, wanted to become a man that, but it finally began to cry uncontrollably.
6, the courage of a man on the qq mm deep feeling to declare, while mm Re: I'm her mother, I have come to steal food
7,
red wing shoes, nothing to look at the company the morning home page, see the above linked to the recruitment of new content to the point a bit boring, dismay, found their positions impressively ... ...
8, the north wind that blew the students spotted a mother and daughter combination the girl was too good, and after a fierce ideological struggle, the students all the way north to the parking lot tracking them, and finally shot.
north: Auntie, Hello!
Mom: Well ... ...
north: Yes, I want to know your daughter.
mother: She is my daughter fainted ~
the north, girls face flushed, her mother is actually very open-minded: \drove off.
9,
red wing heritage, the bedroom has a big brother one day Who says the wma, mp3 where I sing a lot of songs are his.
10, the classroom teacher by name: \'Ye' ... .... \
11, suddenly found that day, I have a aunt, Er Yi, four aunt, five aunt, but did not Sanyi. So to ask my father: Why did not I Sanyi? Heart is also thought for a moment: Is when Sanyi in small dead? My father said: You Sanyi is your mother!
12, like to joke with her boyfriend,
red wing work boots, pretending to search under his bed out from an underwear (actually me), and then asked him to begin his refusal to admit that I never thought in my tight schedule Next, I began to admit even to hold.
13, my husband and I have a quarrel heck, while her husband was sleeping when I squatted over his head for his fart smell good vent, mended excessive force directly pulled a pile of feces on his face.
14, the men travel on the outside, suddenly home, at the door heard the sound of snoring men, the men walk away, sent a text message my wife: divorce it! Three years later his wife, and he said, when the little lion is Rising!
15,
red wing motorcycle boot, rang the bell one time after class we all have to go home, down the stairs when I stepped on his left foot, \position to fall in large font in the middle of the road .. I was thinking: No, humiliating, and I pretended to faint. The results of the students next to me look at me motionless, and quickly pick me up, and then hit crazy fan about to open my ears ...
16, a student, his computer will automatically start every morning (presumably because Quarters in the morning when the moment calls open red). Old took a break and he posted on the computer ... ...
17, father the greatest dislike of foreign singers. But one day, I was watching mtv when Michael Jackson was surprised to find that Dad stood behind, his face thoughtful expression. \\Result, they did not send.
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