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Reprinted from 317900 at 16:23 on October 27, 2010 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: Personal Diary
1, the girl said: I'm pregnant. Men continue to bow to eat, said: I had a ligation. Shocked for a girl: You're kidding me. Man raised his head and looked at her, drink some water, said: Me too.
2, the morning bus, a mobile phone from his bag and dig to see the time, and then simply said, \Remote
3, at university, the toilet is kind of a row of old-fashioned pit-bit, and no doors. One night lights broken toilet, found himself a pit-bit, squatted down, when a strong lift up a hand hip, a deep voice rang: It was!
4, the company smoking, so there is a small compartment of the WC became the brother-specific smoking room.
brother to WC smoking yesterday and found that WC was accounted for, brother reluctantly, to withdraw ~
10 minutes later, WC has been accounted for, Columbia tolerance, withdrawal ~ ~
20 minutes later, WC still been accounted for, and Costa angry: Hey! There are no one ah?
after half a minute, which came with weak voice: brothers, there is no paper ah?
sweat, so brother handed the paper towel from under the door five minutes after the last
, which still did not movement,
anger Brother: Hey, you in the end that not come out ah?
half a minute later, handed out through the crack, I just handed over a half stack of toilet paper,
and then there came the weak voice of the weak: Brother, can you help me to dip some water ~~~~~~
Kao, brother collapsed, feeling so long, dry it! ! !
5, one day with her boyfriend to go to Shenzhen SEG Plaza, Huaqiang North, (more people to come out to the feces), in the elevator, I suddenly stand on the two frames and then turn around, very loudly on her boyfriend, said: \heal your hemorrhoids do not ah? \br> We all know that with a beam of large twenty-eight bike now! Four-year-old had never been seen before are the beam directly on the bike sitting in my father, sitting side with a long time feet will be linen, very hard to accept! Grandma finally have time to go home, I suggest taking a back seat, because that foot is not Ma! Agreed! Haha, go! ! Results to the cup when the destination place ... I forget Dad to directly step down from the back legs, and then kicked me down directly ...
7, day into the city, suddenly urgency,
belstaff sale, he looked had a secluded corner ready to work, who knows a pol.ice was found washed up to scold me, but also to fine me for money, I was angry and shouted back: \Look not into ah! \I burst into tears, you too have motivated the TM!
9, the school's male and female toilets connected. Forget to bring a girl to the toilet tissue, is embarrassed when the man next door came the bathroom toilet, girls Huarong pale and loudly asked, \Female teacher's pants zipper open. One girl stood up
cautioned: \art teacher there are so little known in the local, a newspaper has a greater coverage, along with a photo, then blew open in the class: \Sign out the photos ... ... \
12, Middle School, geometry teacher is a old lady, love boast, especially annoying. Day in class, said: \\
13, once I see my sister in the paint Uncle Tai Po, suddenly cried out: \The. Just my aunt to go to the bathroom. She hastened to greet customers, said: \What is the most classic .. I thought up and curse the X. .. you tell him. ... His mother may feel that they are cattle of the ... day of classes X, he first entered the classroom to see their country who has come such a mouth on the classic ... so time has come .. the other side is very calm and the Huileyiju you. mother. B. .....
2. .. I have a buddy in elementary school The first thing ..
lying there .. a school to pay to his mother gave him 100 dollars .. but the forfeiture of the class that day ... .. see the side of the road after school snack .. I sell That man did not hold back ... bought three dollars to eat .. went home ..
his mother: pay to it?
buddy: Today confiscated.
his mother: Oh, the money then?
buddy: to.
mother asked: how not 100?
man: Oh, I came back lost three dollars ...
mother :...
palm touched the voice face ....
3. sleep, my high school when St. the nickname of the same table, the person of a particular study hall to sleep, wake up early the next day had study hall, then in the winter, the North was still dark at seven o'clock in winter, who thought it was going to night classes after class, HLL fell down asleep back to quarters , just wake up until noon.
I do not know how he was admitted to Tsinghua University and Dr. all the way to read the Chinese Academy of Sciences.
few days ago he came to our hospital, his head is Wu Qing, I was shocked: \asleep, stumbled in the quarters that, I feel uncomfortable wearing clothes came off, GF, and sister sit in the front did not find, then Lao Zhangren back, thought we were playing **, kick my face ... \br> 4. younger brother studying in the United States. University where the green as the school's main colors, so the school souvenirs, the mascot, T-shirt,
belstaff uk, notebook or something, without exception, are bright green-green, including the hat. . . Although foreigners who
is that there is nothing taboo, but as a Chinese,,, anyway, I bought a bunch of green souvenirs, except hat. . .
saying I have a Venezuelan students, handsome guy, who is also very good, but a little smug, dress up every day towards the development of flowers, especially like the bright clothing. ... Small group on Friday probably bought a new hat. . . Fresh green fresh green. . . Very happy guy, kept to show off before the class, but also to spread to Colombia to help him take pictures on facebook. . . Brother laughed language. . . I thought better not to tell him the profound meaning. . .
this class, young man listlessly lying on the table, look very depressed. So the last inquiry. . .
originally appointed him cheating on his girlfriend home to find a new joy, he was formally notified yesterday kick. . .
. . .
guy that looked at the top of bright green bright green hat ... brother ... not know what to say ah this is the wisdom of our ancestors!
5. My mother, 52, but the mentality of the young especially, to dress the same with 30. then called her \I am male, 180 stature, had just shaved bald poll) suddenly felt a huge hand from my left brain photographed, and then I fell to the ground on HLL's. That was Avenue, ah, I just remembered to play to hear the special sound familiar sounded the voice of \son ... \Helping you quickly look ah!
everyone: Do you use perfume? ? Han brand? ?
relinquish strengths: SIX GOD ah, I just use that.
All: Niubi ah, never heard of, ah, Sha Yangzi ah? .
Relinquish strengths: Six Florida Water God, you who took it?
all :.............
7. For a moment I wanted to study whether it can be stored fart, so I can use a bottle as a container, the former regarded each fart aligned and then put the bottle, put end to seal with plastic wrap. So next time a fart, and to repeat the action.
stores two days later so I want to see results, so the unsealing, solemnly smell a bit ... ...
proved fart can indeed be stored ... ...
8. first day when us that the school mess.
a day, small Cangnan the stairs, a high-grade bully, hastily ran down, picked up a small Cangnan clothes: \calm, so he said the word pun: \
shocked for a few seconds: \I have to give your body search, but now I really do not have money you do not believe it ... ... \
scolded: \
9. Friends of the cry, asked why!
said its third year know a school girl, hot fast, and often spend the night do not start! its principles can not wear the wedding dress for her to not release her button buckle! the high school dropout, diligence exception, their women are Chushoubufan! school girl want to drop out of school, the threat posed to say: do not break on the University and Seoul! school girl hard then! consider an undergraduate colleges! the then increasingly hard money! during three years, not one penny of economic house! full payment of the school girl! still insists on not moving the school girl!
school girl near a car accident, medical decisions: a corpse two life!
its howl, saying: I TM to send someone else's door but his wife three years to weave a green hat!
10. My college buddy buddy with a legend, he had graduated several years, but his story was still in college Kat X spread ......
BH buddy said that the time to do graduation, the election is entitled: perpetual motion machine manufacturing .......
That guy in front of enthusiastic about his theory, this time under the teacher can not help but whisper (discussed under this man is not sick.)
gorgeous this time came, this man broke the chalk ���� teacher threw his back, with the added sentence: \Grandpa's phone call with my father, father of a then say: hey, Dad it! ? \is love, one day see her play with a ruler, the ruler with sparkling top, hit upon evil, to ask her to lend over secretly in your mouth (it was first kiss, though indirect) I'm up against her, thinks she can not see. While some people did not poke me, I was still drunk yet, is who told a moment did not react, he turned to suck when the ruler was still hard, her face hidden bitterness, said: give it to me .......... ......
Since then, she has always despised the school.
14. the words of the year, or primary, as is short, the teacher arranged in the first row.
day math class, is pretending to listen carefully when, suddenly feeling the belly does not have the urge to fart. . So I very carefully very light to put it out slowly. . Haochou. . Really Haochou.
cover their nose and three rows plus student collective mutual suspicion. Of course, this kind of thing can not be recognized! So I pretended to pretend innocent victims. But it is unfortunate that the guy sitting next to me suspicion to me, up against the risk of vomiting next to me to hear to smell. . I kept pushing him.
results must be the teacher saw. Teachers know the truth, that we in the rough, so very strong, said: \Also, I found the corner of the guy sitting next to me lying on my seat smell! Ah lie heard in my seat! !
with great speed so I know the result of a math problem on the blackboard that the answer (in fact, when my elementary school math scores well --b). And then forced, and very fast, gorgeous and sat down!
guy was about to rise to the seat again and I had close contact, and with a \
teachers and angry: \And remember the most profound mistake! now I think, should be the teacher's slip of the tongue, he should be trying to say is saddle)
whole class laughed, the boys next to me sit up and aggrieved, to defend themselves but do not know how to say , little face up in the red...
writing on the blackboard the teacher turned to writing when the child turned his head he kept on sitting in the back of the students whispered: fart that he let it! fart that he put!
This time it was Colombian blush ��������
15. My classmates tragedy. and the people with him will be particularly unlucky, said his former elementary school, sitting with him as long as inexplicable nosebleeds occur After school, the road was copied Pa, forgot to write the name of examination papers copied penalty,
belstaff coat, was looking for counterfeit money to buy things ... sort of misfortune. Then he was afraid of junior high school students to hear, try not to touch him, but what Spring and his a group of people who fall into the lake, he likes the girls in the examination result of sudden illness hit test, a road every day and his home such things as a boy in a car accident or a tragedy happened. but even more tragic is that, in one mode class failed the math test, examination of all other classes can be, the teacher asked the class is very strange why not pass a lot and found the results of investigation is the man that day birthday ...
16. postseason the past two days race, think of high school. high school classrooms have a TV, we look at the rocket after school playoffs are Hi skin... but we supposed class squeeze... We put the TV sound off, the screen dims. TV right in the head teacher So, the teacher was surprised to find everyone that hold back the rise of lectures ... ... ah, can not call
17. My brother two very naughty child all day around getting himself into, once they make a mistake, was his aging mother in the ... aging mother kneeling in the living room is also cruel, the Pro out of the lost sentence: I come back you do not kneel on the dead! then went out. We two brothers are also very stubborn, kneeling on the knees, more afraid! to as boil, over time, the question came, I looked frowning brother, brother ... my brother did not say that I had finished, immediately take words: urinary urgency, right? Well I had heard, he said: I also urgent!! how to do? brother looked at me meaningfully and said: What mom never let up his aging mother ... ... and then soon returned, opened the door enough to create misunderstandings, the two kneeling boy also face arrogance, but more than before liquid two beaches, but also was twisting freehand shape, it is truly elegant!
18. It was very hot, I always drink plenty of water, has been forget to buy a cup. often use the company's paper cups to drink water. the day before I go to work, see to the table stood a large glass moon material. and it is kind of cute, beauty manager, colleagues said to me. I was especially touched by a bit to pick clean water to drink. Shuo Liu cup water with a big sense of the unique personality, is very respected colleagues to cast eyes. noon, I eat dinner, take a cup to drink water. suddenly come in shocked beauty manager there to see me ... and then she said: This is my little trash can send you the morning rush you forgot to put the lid, and this to send you a cover ... I went to Le
19. day school,
belstaff jackets outlet, math teacher because we test the temper somewhat less unhappy.
noon I get sick, twisted a few , the release of a giant smelly P.
students have protested, chaotic classroom, the teacher's wroth tales.
teacher was very angry, \P will not be put out to put it? Chousi! \\After retirement, active aging, the international radio station every morning to do a profile of programs to learn English every day.
program is broadcast early in the morning. Babaoshan international radio stations in the vicinity, very far away. So the professor does not shine every day went to where we should.
one day, the old professor too late. can not be late, and quickly taxi.
\\Professor old master anxiously grabbed the shoulder:
\\table, eat with ferocity, a dish up, meal loot, on the empty plate.
new dishes on the Romantic side, then removed an empty plate.
many people as restaurants, serving slower, we gobble, the table actually has only one plate.
Finally finished, we burped, carrying a fourth of the dish, just about to go.
first came to dinner next to a classmate looked at us, said:
\At first, every day, walking from the front, but also did not find anything wrong, then he and a classmate through the store, how the students told me how this name, I suddenly realized ... not a month later, the store by the business closed, and store cards are demolished, and a fine of 1,000 yuan ...
23. a mm, while QQ is very simple to leave the auto-reply \\still there? not! Hey, you too much, your sense of shame still there? not!
24. graduated, we Yikusitian. I think of my last things. is summer, I Dress wearing high heels and fell from the stairs to go. the process is not the point, here ignored. then went to the hospital to allow doctors to view. I'll even carry in your hand ** off. She saw my swollen huge and filled with silt Green bloodstain and scratches in the leg after the child looked very dignified manner Miaole Miao my hand. ... and then say: so strong Where did you buy socks
25. the first two days and the LP to buy clothes, pick two, In the dressing room I tried, heard on the outside and proprietress LP bargain: a 38, one 58, two pieces of a total of 100 well, the fraction of wiping out on the line. proprietress said, no, this is special for us , a penny is not cheap, 100 sold vain!
Finally, I came out pay, the boss money, 96 ... ...
26. 4:00 to work, Deputy Chief of the Land Rover open home, halfway under the car to buy cigarettes, purchase only 11 found the body. on the bus can see the oil life display to run 41 kilometers. was surprised to open the GPS, the results show the precise home to 42 km. passing gas stations, are hesitant to with 10 of the oil. or go in the period of insurance.
\\\\\\\\I remember the company phone reception, so use a landline station. a security answer the phone, and asked him how much money, the answer is only 120, I said enough it back to me quickly. So that the NB over a taxi fare 38. continued to tears Ben.
call to the financial, but fortunately the cashier did not go. Half an hour later the cashier, the neatly packed with business models that paid the money. suddenly feeling really happy money.
cashier so happy to send back home , to send the security back to the company. pocket complete circle and then passing gas stations, but also angrily turned away several glances BS. The results come back to me and tears ran out.
fuel life display: can mileage: 41 km. I With feelings of anger and drove into the gas station.
faint little boy looked at me: \\help people help it. this time to see next to a PLMM, so he took his daughter to the edge with her daughter, said: \\\is a foot up ...
29. summer vacation back home, pulls out a child's essay question of the ...
sentences, constantly: cars keep from me in the past ...
30. friends with a non-mainstream college entrance exam dress MM, very, very seductive, the butt down the escape of at least one-third of MM, said that a good white ... good white friends left sitting in front, so that Costa Rica was the scourge of the matter, while writing can not help but roll to the side of people ditch ass look. hard look! tragedy be a warning invigilator, and then the uncle of a proctor to him to see his eyes down, looking after the decisive two-second freeze-frame to bring the glasses back to the podium, and then returned and stood in The brother behind, the focus of this brother entire exam invigilator ...
? someone to go to Shanghai on business lost a dollar in the street, police said: \the streets have been dug for the open road, he can not help but sigh, \You recently quit the personnel matter?! Zhang listened to big panic, bartenders busy changed his tune, I heard that you are not in the personnel Rights?!
? one? U.S. Miss abortion, the doctor deliberately get the pain, cried Miss : hurt! can not stand! doctor: can not stand have to be, who told Hello not come to me by the time.
? ramen shop counter, a pretty girl is waiting in line. to her, ramen master asked: you want thick or thin? Girl A: I'll have whatever you pull.
? bookstore salesperson with a straight face: Do not look, here is selling books is not the library! Customer: What do you approach not a little smile. Clerk: You're here to buy books, or to buy a laugh?
? a meteor across the night sky, I immediately promised a wish, I hope you will become more beautiful, who knows just finished Xu wish Meteor \*** lost in the face of the boy: \I will pay you monthly installments! \dyspepsia patients complained to the doctor: I'm getting is not normal, what to eat pull anything, eat cucumber pull cucumber, watermelon eating watermelon pull, how to restore normal? doctors silent for a moment, that you can only eat shit out.
? A Yuan in the field study. One day, he found living expenses run ahead of schedule, he telegraphed for help to the family busy. telegram only two words: exhaustion. just a few days, Ah Yuan received a call back home: top live!
? you know that our friendship to me is full of rich meaning, when you cry I cry, you laugh when I laugh, when you jump out from a tall building, I would not hesitate to explore speak out to: \Die strange! \says \Hing Fat, singing Richie's \: When I told my wife to marry him,
belstaff jacket, a full kneeling for an hour, you kneel it? Benxiong proud to say: My wife said I kneel to avoid future opportunities of !......
? Osama bin Laden to Bush sent a letter: qs-IHSIN, Bush understand, the FBI can not do anything, so she sent six British ** love to answer is: President to take the anti-a, with Hanyu Pinyin to read!
? a ** walking in the street and was stopped, say you ugly, you deny, was beaten up: hypocrisy! stopped the next day and say you are ugly, you admit, is playing: No modesty! third day was again stopped, no dare to respond was beaten even worse: such a scandal drag!
? have a very flat chest girl, she was afraid that her boyfriend has not told him to hold anything. They first go to bed, turn off the lights, blanket drill, the men began to touch, he touched the girl's chest. Then he said: Honey, do tummy sleeping ah!
? I looked at the sky, counting the days and you've known, there are more than three years, but we only met twice before, you'll still be there. but please do not blame me do not often see you, but unfortunately ... ah ... too far from my home zoo friends!
? Fang and her boyfriend dating in the grove, can listen to to her boyfriend in a harsh voice singing. Xiaofang: You're not a singing, the trees have scared away other people! boyfriend: is this effect to be, or how clear the scene!
? If hungry country? Shabu Shabu hot pot to copy! If thirsty country? to the river around! if the money supposed to? to find a fool deceive! If Modan country? to find Osama bin Laden and thought! If think you supposed to? to the pen Look!
? born in the edge of the Taklimakan Desert, after a student admitted to the University, the villagers beat drums and gongs to celebrate, he was grateful tears. just about to thank the old man was accidentally heard a roar: one man and one less we rush to drink!
? still around and ran over, he has kept running 44 laps, and I anxiously watched him, he ran so calm, so leisurely. I was alone and silently count: five four, three, two, one! bell ... ... the class was over!
hear your phone is not SMS, so send this message tests. If you have received, confirmed and I send SMS text messages, please I reply: I have, is you!
? single Lao Li Wang Q: Why is the law a man can only marry a wife, Lao Li said in earnest: you have a wife and then will find In fact, this law is to protect the man.
? There shall come out to feed the wolf, and heard a woman in the lessons children, said: cry cry'll throw you out to feed the wolf! night, said the results of wolves: his mother it! not count the old ladies say ah!
? car guy put on a sound fart, sitting next to a woman called out to him three times straight, \\, the owner to drive it. sow Road \teeth, toilet quit six, seven quit drinking, Pig you know now?
? rabbits that fled from the gray wolf, the wolf angry Jizhui, wipe the body of rabbit to play ash soil rabbits wear glasses to read the newspapers the wolf asked: can see a rabbit? Rabbit: The rabbit is a wolf ruined it? Wolf shame: by! published in the paper so quickly was?
? Drifting participate in math exam invigilator staring at his neck The beads looked a long time, sneered: Hey! the thinking disguised as such, and not think of cheating, soon off to!
? I see her face with a shy, sweet demeanor, can not help the hearts of a swing, whispered: \\\\br>? natural class. teacher asked Yingying: When cherry pick the best ah? Yingying blushed and whispered: when nobody!
? bottom out of a bureau under way, the most useless man speech out, and suddenly was told Liu: \\I really useless!
? traffic police car outside, said: \Where to go after the trailer? \B: you do not leave his wife over it! A: That guy can not signed the letter!
? A: You know, children of God live it? B: live toilet. A: Why? B: Because every morning I heard my father knocking on the door when the toilet is always said: 'God, ah, how do you still inside? '
1. Women leaders of late, sudden car by two men rack, a man threatened,
belstaff online, said: \was so nervous, scared to death, I thought was detained and interrogated by! \3. Du Lala, and Xu Jinglei double fan, referred to as Durex.
4. a white-collar Beauty exhausted because of work on the signature on the msn dubbed \How much money monthly? Can pack
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