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1 Little New: There is soy sauce to sell it?
fish shop owner: no.
little new: a mustard sell it?
fish shop owner: no.
little new: What do not dare to sell.
2. Teacher: Now on the 'first aid' course, was injured, the first step to how to do?
little new: I know, ask him or not organ donation?
3. Small New: Sister, why are you so hard?
sister: not all because of you.
little new: I?
Sister: Yes, our family was always amount to anything now!
4. mother: after class to go home right away, why not listen? I hate people who are not allowed to go home when ... ...
small New: Why are you so angry? You did not come home for dinner after work, I am not angry ah!
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little new: class time so precious to the toilet more than a pity!
7. Sister: Brother, you are clean,new christian louboutin, I've seen people who love small
new: flattering, how did you know that?
sister: no matter what, you are the pretexts
8. Mom: Small new, you see, sister, test 100, you only 50 minutes
little new: as you say I do The
Mom: What did I say?
little new: as long as you say I half sister on the good
9. Small New: Mom, last time I lost the fight, and hairs, this time I won the
Mother: Dry Well even twice a stand?
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10. Mom: Do not place orders from school for fear of being the new bad boy **
small: But the students refused to come with me
Mom: Why?
sister: they fear his brother **
11. Teacher: Little new, your art and craft works great, and tomorrow the school to send you to attend the city's race.
small New: No
Teacher: Why?
little new: Labor is my dad did, he going to work tomorrow
12. Sister: Brother, if you have a bad boy ** us how to do?
little new: run chase
his sister: you run to win them?
little new: I just beat you run on the line
13. Small New: Mom,men louis vuitton shoes CCTV CCTV ###### party, do anything you say, you must have beginnings and ends, not halfway, right?
Mom: Yes
small new: Well, today is the series finale, you can not stop me from reading
14. Mom: Swimming nice
small new: Mom, you more and more like fish
Mom: You mean like a mermaid it?
small New: No, your crow's feet more and more of the
15. Dad: What? Little new, are you looking at pictures of nude! Young age to do such a thing? Say!
where these pictures come from?
small New: In your drawer to get the
16. Teacher: small new
recent homework well written little new: it was all a credit to the police anti-vice
Teacher: What is an anti-vice and homework relationship?
small New: My dad did not place at night, I had to stare at home,rent christian louboutin shoes, homework
17. Mom: Mom and Dad doing anything tonight, come back to
little late New: I'll be tired yeah!
Mom: Why?
little new: I will watch TV to see very tired
18. Xiaomao: My mother is a master, and my father is a Doctor.
small New: Big deal!
Xiaomao: What are your parents with disabilities?
small New: My father is a man, my mom is a woman.
19. Small New: Mom, the park has a poor old lady, I want to help her mother
: small new really love, give her 10 dollars now!
Mom: Hey! How do you buy a sausage?
little new: She was selling sausages in it!
20. Teacher: Little new, how do you steal students eraser? You do such a thing, do not parents think about it?
little new: it is thought to do. So do not spend their parents money
21. Teacher: Little new, please use the 'dilemma' to sentences
little new: I am faced with a dilemma
teacher exam: Yes subject will not answer, so you dilemma?
small New: No, the answer is not the same as the students left, I caught in the middle
22. Teacher: Little new, Your complaint is a misnomer, now test you use an idiom to describe the teacher
very happy
little new: Hanxiaojiuquan
23. Mom: Small new, want you to make English is hope you do not lose at the starting point
little new: I've lost at the starting line of the
Mom: What you lose?
little new: genetic
24. Dad: You see round-the story of filial piety and more moving, you do it?
little new: At least I can do the same parent bondage buried
25. Mom: I thought you were homework, turned out to be playing a small electric
New: This in turn can not blame my mother
: Are we going to blame me?
small New: Yes, who told you to walk sounds so light
26. Mom: Small new, you pick up 10 times this term money?
small New: No, just picked up a
Mom: So how have the honor of ten returning lost money card?
little new: I picked up one hundred yuan into 10 ten
27. Mom: Small new, you have to open a small new television
: I'm not watch TV
Mom: So what are you doing?
little new: I check the newspaper TV listings are not printed wrong.