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Ya: Hello! everybody, I Come back! Wu: ah! Rainie, a few days gone, you become a ghost! Laughter Ya: Ai Aya's viewers around the world, I Ya back! Wu: good good, Ya, you go, I was sent a song to you, you come back, I am also a song welcome you. A microphone instructor, Fei distress to the first ghost to yo! (Repeated) Laughter Ya: Xiange, I went to the United States the past few months, you have not changed at Oh! Also so bad! Wu: You have not changed the 2 points (refers to chest), or Laughter Ya: Xiange, I truly want to die in the U.S. you. Wu: I really want you die, like me? Think you a Da Tougui ah! Ya A: Yes! (Upper Xiange) you're my Da Tougui (Xiange big head). booing audience applauded Wu: Well, well, blacks in the United States did not support the small pearly face ah! Ya A: Only you people mind it! Wu: Yes, you will all live in my heart is good. Ah Ya: what ah! Laughter Wu: Dear viewers, I guess this is the mainland version of the second period, because the audience out of the test consider the Mainland, presided over Rainie did not, so we were compelled to Afghanistan Ya excavate out from the taint. Today, we also invited several mainland renowned star, first to welcome Miss Xu Jinglei. Xu Jinglei: Hello everybody, Xiange good, Ya good! Wu: Xu Jinglei is an player, but also a adviser, also a log, paperback, really gifted woman, the call you? Xu Jinglei: Xu Jinglei me now! Wu: That is not the name of Wang Shuo Wang Bar (Wang VIII)? Laughter Wu: Wang Shuo in the end you and there is no cohabitation? Xu Jinglei: No, we are Wu friendship between generations: exchanges letters you have it? Xu Jinglei: Yes ah! Wu: That is the ecology of ... ... Ah Ya Laughter: say ah! Of what? Wu: No, no, other than a reiterate Bell Awards! (Xiange just got a Golden Bell Award designation) Laughter Wu: Xu Jinglei, not to sing songs about to Xu Jinglei: Actually not a new song you, I'll sing it short! (Singing I have not known singer or actress Xu Jinglei is considered, afterward listening to her songs, I know, she is an actress. Ah Ya Laughter: No ah! I think she sings good ah! Wu: Yes, the actress, she sings the best, the singer in it, she played the best show! Laughter Wu: Well, then welcome ... ... this is Zude Ya A: Yes, Mr. or Miss? Wu: What Mr Miss? This would also favor to inquire? Let me salute Zude mongrel. Laughter Zude: Hello everybody, Xiange good,Lacoste Carnaby Trainers, Ya good. Wu: Zude excellent martyrdom today, I heard he was sick the elapse. Zude: yeah. Wu: He is coming with neuropathy. Laughter Zude: Xiange! I have not surgery ah! Wu: You really must prepare a ###### change action? Zude: is this idea, because the friends that if I was a woman, then, quite beautiful! Wu: Your friend is a blind Bing it? Laughter Zude: Really ah! Xiange, you see me is not very ######y? (Pose) Wu: (spit) so you are very gallant! How to do that now is not it? Zude: Because then I think, if my penis was cut off ... ... Wu: (pieced) Oh, no marvel you want to cut, it will only basis Laughter Zude: No! Xiange, My penis is still very long. Wu: Do you mean the foreskin of the part? audience laughs Ya: Xiange, Golden Bell Awards, ah, do not talk approximately that one. Wu: I say which one is it? Ah Ya: to the ah! Wu: OK! I ask you, what Roubao Zi in the archive? Ah Ya: ask me what ah? Packages of beef ah! Wu: Well, that Cai Baozi it? Ah Ya: cabbage ah! Which you're a bane! Wu: Well, that wallet? Ah Ya: foreskin ah! audience laughs Ah Ya: You framed me! Wu: Zude,Lacoste Protect Laser Trainers, you continue to circle you prevaricate! Zude: I will not lie ah,Lacoste Swerve Lace Trainers! Xiange, then I wonder, if it cut off my penis, then Wu: Please memorandum that word, is a small penis. Laughter Zude: Yes, if it cut my penis, then later I have to crouch on the toilet, it will be very square ah! Wu: You can not squat it! Ah you do the splits! (Word-step) Laughter Zude: do ###### change operation and then monthly after the hemorrhage, will be trouble Ya: Degeneration will be there? Wu: You're faulted, Zude is that if he modified it, the future will be one month may buffet the blood. I listened that you are planning to let Zhang Ziyi knife ah,Womens Lacoste Observe Trainers! Zude: I have this idea, I want to detest me for a return-air solutions. Wu: If so, then I am afraid you whole body covered with small cocks who are not cut. Ya Laughter: That if you really cut off, is it not what is typical of this practice that the powers of it! Wu: Yeah! Cheats is the martial craft, Wu: Yes, yeah! Par excel followed at Swordsman, creeks and lakes known as: bridal condemned to failure! Laughter Zude: Xiange, in fact, I modified mainly to filial to my mother. Wu: Really? Filial to your father, right? (Grin) Laughter Ya: You Disgusting! Zude: Because I did not reside long in the mother, into a woman, I can conversation with my mother to sleep. Ah Ya: invariance You can also ah! Zude: a few old people, and even told his mama would be weird to sleep ah! Wu: No ah! China in the third grade still drinking milk breast. Ah Ya Laughter: That is too weird, right,Lacoste Running Trainers! Wu: livelihood issues in array to start, then simply interested. audience laughs Wu: Xu Jinglei with the mother how? Xu Jinglei: not too! But what kid because peer diary had a fight with my mom. Wu: Yeah! Peep diary is a big reason to argue between mother and daughter. Jinglei, why do you want to peek at her mother's diary it? Laughter Xu Jinglei: No, my friends mother peek at my diary Wu: What was the tribunal sentenced her mother a few annuals in jail? Xu Jinglei: not so serious it! Wu: So your mother had handed his resignation letter to you that she does not fared you? Laughter Xu Jinglei: Mom has apt pardon. Wu: Oh, well, we live interviews about Xu Jinglei's mother - Huang, I ask you why you are handed a resignation letter? Laughter Huang: Xiange good, Ya well, Hello everybody! Xiange, not the same any more! I resigned from the CCTV. Ah Ya: Why ah! CCTV is very powerful ah! Wu: For ah! Ya: Xiange, he seems to be in the central 5 sets, right? Wu: You're mistaken, we are talking about Laughter Huang: Xiange, you said some people to set up as a condom trademark of the central thing? Ah Ya: Really? Oh so inspired! Wu: I heard the Zude also enrolled as a piglet plant mark, called Laughter Zude: Really? Who? Wu: that Huang ah! Today, he also brought a current book of his own : Oh, that with the Ah Ya: What is the relationship ah? Them? Wu: like a man, clearly a woman's book to see it! Of course, I am also a Huang: Xiange, in fact, the book is extra appropriate for men to see, because some men arise to be men, but beneath is not like a man. Wu: You are saying these words Zude it? Laughter Zude: It is not me! Xiange, he meant ... ... Huang: Yes, I say you! Wu: Oh, above the bar! (Loudly) mow! Cut! Cut,Lacoste Trainers UK! Zude convert a father! Do not Song Jude any penis, mouth large distraction transgender people, he inherited the glorious tradition of transgender people, the East is not vanquish, Yue Buqun, Lin Pingzhi by this moment their souls, Zude a person, he represents the You of the Chinese eunuchs long historical institution, in this moment, he is not a transgender human, he is not a man! ZZ, ZZ surface on the bastard, her face is the eyes of fans around the world and expectations of degeneration. Neutered, the surgery is over, SONG Zu Germany degeneration victory out of his small penis. Song Zude big mouth, big jaws Zude's penis, mouth large Song Happy to be at the next Miss , Zude Long live. He does not live up to the expectations of transgender people, this is an absolute reason castration of the lore, the utter dead bird. Zude transgender people into the ranks! Victory belongs to Zhang Ziyi, is Li Yu spring, is Yapeng, are Liu Yifei, is Feng Xiaogang, is Guo Degang, the belongs to all who hate Zude. He did not make it ... ... Zude egg may apologize his circumstance in a bird, he did too open, too sick, he does not work back to sordid men's chamber, because he is now a female, sprint away! smiles from the audience applauded, Xiange breathing Ya mad: I exhale Oh! Wu: Jianxiang, I finally know why you ambition to leave, this is a physical go ah! I nearly called out to sea dolphin sounds, Jianxiang, to be honest, you were meant to not just want to send the game while the dolphin sounds to Zhang Liang Ying confession. Laughter Huang: It is not, and Xiange. Wu: The following it a welcome visitor, I asked a mystery, mystery is Hou Lin, please guess Zhou Jie Lun a song. Ah Ya: Wu: It is Laughter Zude: Xiange, all the same. Wu: Well, applause Xiang. Xiang: Hello everybody, Xiange good, Ya good! Wu: Xiang, how the program did not come on? Xiang: Xiange, the final really is something, I just divorced her husband, so ... ... Wu: So the respond can only be Laughter Li Xiang: Xiange! Wu: Xiang, mind you uncover your calculations? Li Xiang: secret. Wu: (intentionally) on that directed Laughter came a close-up of the chest Xiang ~ ~ ~ Wu: (pretending to swear directed) insolent, personal interests ah! Outrageous it? Too many, but also special write a chest, trouble coil of tape duplicate to me, I take home their personalty Laughter Ya: directed, in order to ensure fairness, otherwise the audience would protest say how a mainland actress bullying, trouble with even beat my breast! Give me a close-up, ok? Wu: No, no, we have to go on the ratings, do not be so menacing. Laughter Xiang: Xiange, actually, my chest almost like Aya. Wu: Ya you are insulting or insulted yourself, be thoughtful tonight, your chest ambition cry Oh! You are with confidence, Xiang: Bust, 32C Wu: Oh, it was almost like Aya, Aya 32 Au. Laughter Ya: (play Xiange) Xiang is the variety of human are very skinny, merely the chest and colossal. Wu: Yes, Ya you are people are very thin, but very thin ... ... ... ... ... Laughter Li Xiang: No ah! From me to look very large. Wu: Really? Your contact lens is a magnifying glass it? This view is from my extensive flat Ya: good nice, my chest is a huge, a mini is nice Wu: No, not so your chest is a small, and the additional smaller. Laughter Ya: your head is also a big, variant more too! booing audience laugh applause Wu: What you are referring to the 1st? Fingers, toes, proboscis, only beneath the brow and the center, (said for he put hand in the lower body and pointing to) the large intestine pate, blackhead, knees first, ... ... There is also a portion of the tongue, entire of you hard to say, me, - the word ... ... Ah Ya: speak ah! Wu: throat! Laughter Ya: You calculate of a better, or Golden Bell Awards for over (simulate assured every of the offerings) Wu: (leans Ya chest) hear! An echo! Laughter Wu: Xiang, divorce does not material, pretty object to fret about matrimony? Ya A: Yes! Wu: Ya, you really can not marry! Laughter Ya: I have not really ######## it! Wu: Aya into today can not really married! ! |
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