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137007 2009 年 02 月 10 日 21:59 Reading (loading. ..) Comments (0) Category: assorted
a leadership making the report: Leadership turned the page read: and then employ 500 drivers, let them go out behind you. while arranged in S, arranged in B.
a stranger while holding a 50 round tickets, shaking in front of the conductor: seen yet? Seen yet? ... ... Tickets for the stupid, and just took out a 100 Show a bit: have you seen yet? Last to thoroughly understand that people want to go,air force one low, morning to catch the bus to the site, the car has started. So I had to side chasing barefoot and shout: br>
signs of rain there is a myopia
dinner. Opposite him sat a big beard, is to eat red persimmon. Myopia read, then got up to the owner, said: in the. ,nike air force one high, over three no cigar. , and he consoled himself softly: wheat into your sack? sack a big success, I performed in the open plaza, the audience clapping. asked.
1. nurses to see patients in the ward to drink, went over quietly told said: 2. there was a sister on the bus to see a man about to fall off a pack of cigarettes on the pedal, so quickly on the man said: Comrades, you smoke out! Man was furious: it steers you out!
3. a male toilet constipation, to find that one person ran into the room the instant the wind and rain. B are arguing the world can have such thing as a miracle: if someone fell down from the third floor, was left intact, not a miracle that?
B: That was lucky.
A: If the man has thrown down, but not hurt it?
B: It was good fortune.
A: If they fall not any thing?
B: Oh! That is a well-trained!
【3】 dog, a dog who post
life, with his most beloved little the dog to travel.一日 yacht,nike air force 1 high, the dog suddenly lost in the water, stopping the middle of the passenger requests the master, the dog recovered.
captain explained that because the dog can not stop for a delay of your time, because after all,air force one high, is not as important as saving lives. Getting the passenger
remark, jumped into the water and shouted for help. Seeing the master scene,nike air force one low, but unfortunately had to stop for fishing, and the dog with him to save the ship. 【4】
have myopia myopia
passengers roaming the river and saw the erection of the central a sign,air force one shoes, but unfortunately not see the middle of the word. Curious, he had to take off his shoes, wade into the river find out, I saw sign that read:
【5】 wedding gift
near a pair of young married couples, received a lot of friends and family give them a wedding present, there are very expensive, and some very practical. Among them, there is an envelope, which is filled with two movie tickets and a small piece of paper, wrote a small piece of paper above, only five words: Guess who? The couple would like a long time, who would get tickets to them?
like a long time is the idea.
other watched the film, the couple returned home, they can really surprise, because the family were thieves, valuables worth all the light of all the stuff. Finally, at the dinner table
found a note that read: guess who I am now!