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写下这个题目,是有感于最近看到的一位读者博客中朋友的博文,这位朋友叫辉元,她说她最爱玫瑰,我宁愿称呼 她为玫瑰。看过她的博文的人,也许会有和我相似的感觉,或有更深刻的感受,我不能自如地运用语言将自己表达 得淋漓尽致,一来是由于语言水平万分有限,二来是由于没有来得及仔细拜读她空间内更多的文章,因此,只能以 有限的字句来记载我的这一感动,倘若认真读了她的全部博文,我想会有更深层次的感触和对她更深的了解,那个 时候的感觉可能会更贴切,而此刻,我只能如实记载我此时的心情。
Chinese are the four large when

largest when: real estate
buy a house mean? Means that you have a house of their own. Yes, you thought so, but in China you do not own this house, you just rent it. Because the house is yours, not your land, but the land use rights for 70 years (70 years from now it was back during the War, who saw time in the house?). House is usually about 30 years old renovation or demolition will be met. That means you spend the money to buy a house, but can only be renting the actual results. Of course this is not the worst. The worst is when a few years later, you find that fooled! A group of hooligans broke into you life savings to buy a house, painting a big Chaizi! Then all of your possessions, like when the garbage is still out the door, despite your begging, and even the newspapers also give you a nail by a notorious family, any abuse of the public when you will know what despair!
described China's real estate has a famous joke is written like this:
ago, there was a landlord there are many places to find a lot of permanent work, the landlord to have built a permanent home to a number of building unity, one day, the landlord's advisor on the landlord, said: owner, long-term employment are the hands of these few years some money, they live in your house, the monthly pay Zuzi, not worth, anyway, they never afford to live, do not you just sell them the house is called from a tricks - public houses for sale! Tell them that the house belong to them forever, you can save them money back in recent years, the landlord said: Yes, that rent how to do? Advisor, said: collects no mistake, from a Japanese name of children, called the property costs! Landowners to implement quickly, and make a lot of money, long-term employment are the happy ah!
a few years, the landlord of the village into town, and the rich more and more, no place to live, advisor to the landlord, said: owner, long-term employment are the hands and money in recent years, we give them build a new house, called from a transformation of the old tricks, they switch their money to us, and we demolished the house to build a new, and ask them to buy back, you can sell more than cover a number of others, the landlord has carried out, this time, Some long-term workers are not happy, the landlord's retainers put to use, the permanent teeth have had to knock down the throat to the stomach, the landlord has made a lot of money.
Then, after a few years, the landlord of the village developed into a big city, and the rich more, the landlord of the land more valuable, and advisor to the landlord, said: club,团购网 (http://www.jindantuan.com/), we put these permanent houses demolished in this place to build villas, split out of the house sold to cover those who can earn a sum of money of the wealthy, the landlord said: how to do long-term workers who quit? Advisor, said: we give them a little more money, call their places from a monetary settlement, then we built our barn next to the house, from a tricks called affordable housing, they built a carriage road to allow them to buy over there room to live, the landlord said: how do they have enough money? Advisor, said: the banks borrow from our house to them before, 6 points a year profits, but also with money,上海团购 (http://www.jindantuan.com/), money, nothing if cubs, not any risk, the landlord has carried out, permanent they got the money, the landlords of affordable housing until now built a long-term employment they had to line up the house, until now, still waiting for it ... ...
Thus, long-term employment began to make trouble, and the landlord a little nervous, hurriedly asked counselors how to do? Advisor, said: long-term employment they must notify the house to decline in value, do not buy, rent to live it, just rent them to our pen, the result, so many years, long-term employment have all the money gone, still rental housing, forever!
joke though a bit exaggerated, but in fact it not also true? Some people say that being the case? Why do Chinese people have to buy a house? Crazy to buy? Why? Is not the result of the stupefying education, as if 60 years, advocating that people have to buy Big Three: watches, sewing machines, bicycles can be a truly successful people marry a wife. 70 advocate that people should buy a new four pieces: TV, refrigerator, washing machine, install the phone can be considered as a wife have children to succeed, like remember to install the phone, but to thousands of dollars a ah (per capita income of the small town of less than 200 ), while tens of thousands of Beijing and Shanghai is more a time, have to take the human number line to buy, and how to buy a house today, the similarity?
Today all the shit
scholars began to fool the people of this set of the old trick: white-collar family of new standards, new choice for successful small size X ring X Road, X X Road, Central, commercial and residential type. After you receive hundreds of thousands, have to charge you a monthly rent (the new management fee), bank interest, and various sorts of excuses to raise interest rates, policies and so on and so forth. In short you are not afraid to death, but afraid not suffer you to die! Gnaw on how happy people fooled, but a hundred on the tire of it? I am really angry and get it all wet!

second when: Employment

When someone finally started to lament: the year when the educated youth, when people are laid off after no way out, no one can sit-in protest against the Council, only the street also were reduced Code song mocking heroic life, start over time. Have you ever thought of! They also have the same scenery and white-collar workers today! Income and status they had let the people around envy? Have you ever thought 20 years later! Like you would like them descend on the streets, deserted? !
Some say Hey! You do not know the unemployment insurance, pension insurance, XX insured it? Oh, I drift in Beijing, N years, many insurers pay tens of thousands about it, but when the Pao Duantui unemployment and no one gave me Han insurance, but many insurers have been frozen that I had to pay off, and I could and anger ... ... than that,北京团购网 (http://www.jindantuan.com/), you think you do to the age of 60 can get old-age insurance? Out of the sky without money! Today's pensions get older is that we earn! Today 30-40 years of age usually have several brothers and sisters! Means that today's elderly to get a pension at 60 is because there are 5 people for an old man! And after our generation is the old one for us two old people! Money come from? Did not have to! If you are able to live to 90 years is estimated to receive a number of old-age insurance, hey take care of it to you. But even so, parents are still mad for the children to the various units in the state-owned enterprises to send, to me to always have such an example. A distant relative of my home, find the relationship between drag friends, spent seventy dollars to his son through an open recruitment team sent to the traffic police, dry on the contract of police. Get 800 a month. Competition results in the third year was down to the brush. Family crying, I said, a good brush, you earn a lifetime ban on that seventy that does not return, and quickly wash before sleep, and then scrape together some money to change out a small business, go! Probably can earn.
when I graduated, I took me uncivil language is holding the money, the Department sent me to the XX. I saw the man responsible for recruitment that virtue can not help the nausea, Made in salary, uncivilized language, I'm the white dry it is not only back 10 years, the cost of food or drink. So I'm a private guy threatened, scared that potbellied X chief no longer afraid to admit me. I have had: to run away.
I wanted to do not understand? How come Chinese people silly? Such a superstitious country word it? Wake up, thinking the normal point line does not? Prior to his work does not pay to not calculate cost-effective?
there are those little young white-collar workers who find work best to pay a higher point, not the insurance to health insurance and nothing, and then save up their best insurance money, will need it.
When the third-largest
: Education

a diploma worth? A diploma worth? A diploma worth? The top of the printing costs two dollars a day. A teacher pay? Hey, two students a semester tuition enough! A class book printing how much? Two students, enough! How much rent one class a semester? Hey two students enough. ! Hey! Education in China receive so much money you Why the hell,qq团购 (http://www.jindantuan.com/)! ?
Hey! The people are! Why we have to be taken? Because the ruling class to tell us young scholar was admitted to glory. I'm sorry, I was wrong, and is admitted to the University was honored. But why do people never want to think about glory? Why ... ... University scholar honor what is not waste!
you know who your child is teaching it? Generally in China, people can not adapt to society will become a teacher, for example. Some time ago I was a project between the University to find a few graduate students to do procedures. Result very few people stupid, do not give you full consideration, guarding you only have to work, but also to the documents was a typo, not to change, so you find even told you seriously, is this not his fault , is that you give is wrong. Little sense of responsibility, will not consider whether one is to do things and do things or to do one thing and doing things. I was very calm and gave them reason: you must learn to think for others, thinking what other people want results and then do things. Otherwise it is impossible to survive in society. The results of a few, said: We did not go to the community, we are very good examination results, schools should we have stayed as a teacher. Originally, we have nothing to say the wrong, how do you arrange how we do it, do not you arranged for us not to do. This is our dignity and principles. I said: If you go to the porters,团购导航 (http://www.jindantuan.com/), the boss did not arrange for you to work when the lock will not lock up your warehouse? You chilling you? After your child is under the guidance of such a person learn and grow. Rest assured it?
is no wonder that college cohabitation, truancy, fighting, suicide ... ... but the parents are still willing to spend money to send their children to school, and life is to spend the money.

fourth-largest when: buy a car

Chinese people crazy? Buy a car? Why buy a car? ? ? Of course, you not only money spent, you love how to buy how to buy, buy a car, anyway, how up you Huabu Wan oil money, the house demolition you should not feel bad. But most people do?
I had a colleague to live the North Second Ring, the company Xizhimen there. Most probably take the subway to work every hour. Charade may have to buy a second hand, every morning at 8 o'clock on the road Duzhe, and then moved to the company little by little. Hey, a month parking fees are a lot. But they were felt to open the car its own identity senior point. Not to mention open a Charade, Audi is open to whom I have not seen the three knock nine who worship. In addition to look a little silly than others outside their own no other effect.
another occasion, I met the girl a month income to 4000, loans to buy a car in the plan. So I asked her: little girl, I've got to do business, their work on time, Metro and convenient to buy a car do? Thought for a long time, it is estimated can not think of any reason came and said: sometimes go to the supermarket to buy things right, hit another car near the point is not worth that, walking and far from the point. So drive yourself go! I almost did not hear disgusting. You drive to the supermarket to buy instant noodles do not feel sick it? Equipped with cellular phones to go incommunicado, is incommunicado for! Do not think that buying a car can prove anything.
example, I now own business, very busy day to run about 4-5 places, see a lot of customers. But I do not buy a car, why? I took a taxi that came with the move, kick left, no place to worry about parking, do not worry about hanging a touch, and without fear of being thieves tied, regardless of rain has hung the wind driver. Bumped a traffic jam if you can get off the subway. More than ten thousand a year will block RMB! Buy a car! Parking fees had more than ten thousand a year! This is not silly it?
Do not buy a car buy a car
said, there are countless people who can be mad to go borrow money to buy? Die in their own future must not suffer too like! Buy it, buy a not finished raising interest rates? Oil prices are not crazy? Parking and is not expensive? Regret not it? The road to a cheapening of the new car sales are also not sell the right? ?
tell you that oil prices have to rise. Must be the same as oil prices rose and the dollar. Hey! You take the old U.S. 1 / 10 of income, family support and a price of gasoline. I think you do not have to se.
final say, everyone is not stupid, are small by stupefying education Jinong Han had. Silly point does not matter, but of life or death thing you still tight with the point, more calculating the relationship between the economic interests of plan! Do not end, a real estate or oil of a rose, took the money to pay the rest of your life or something Han diploma will not do, for several decades to pay exorbitant taxes and levies being no further Han Han. You can not just post losses of hundreds of thousands.
What was said? Oh no way, do not, and do not buy a car you, the bus ah good squeeze. I said that out of all the stupefying education is doing strange vanity. You look at me, just rent a house to live more than a thousand pieces a month, it is equivalent to some people's property costs. If you want to get married I still afford to rent 3-4 thousand, and furniture decoration should be a whole. Which convenient, but also where I live. Not want to move to long-term rent. And also a kind of cross-property charges. Province, also in vain that the banks loans, interest, down payment pile. Something hit the car, nothing on the subway, ten thousand days a year, and also save a garage, parking fees, fines and other pile, the oil price rose to 10 also Lehe, do not delay things. I ran the University did not finish, while the market a self-study while planning to run their own business, do not they also can enter the foreign-listed companies as a manager it? Also saves the tens of thousands of tuition fees.
course, some people would say: You do not even have a house to buy, specify no wedding. I thought to myself: I do not, you think you have ah? Some people say that is not worth renting, leasing up or someone else, hey, do you think has a few years to buy a house loan, paid off is your, ah ... ...