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1..我悄悄的来,又悄悄的走,挥一挥匕首,不留一个活口
2.明月几时有,自己抬头瞅
3.英雄不问出路,流氓不看岁数
4.路见不平一声吼,吼完继续往前走
5.没有不透风的墙,没有不能上吊的梁
6.孔子曰:中午不睡,下午崩溃!孟子曰:孔子说的对!
7.执子之手,将子拖走!子若不走,拍晕了继续拖走!
8.个头大就一定厉害吗?恐龙不是照样灭绝了!
9.父母忽悠孩子叫教育;孩子忽悠父母叫欺骗;互相忽悠叫代沟。
10别跟我谈感情,谈感情伤钱。
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12.情侣间最矛盾的地方就是幻想彼此的未来,却惦记着对方的过去。
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17.咸鱼翻身,还是咸鱼
18我又不是王子,为什么女孩遇见我总认为自己应该成为公主
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27.泡酒吧的男人是找刺激的,而女人,多半是受过刺激
28.长个包子样就别怨狗跟着
29.当裤子失去皮带,才懂得什麽叫做依赖。
30.烟不听话,所以我们“抽烟”。
31.当男人遇见女人,从此只有纪念日,没有独立日。
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36.钻石恒久远,一颗就破产!
37.在哪里摔倒就在哪里躺下。
38. 解释就是掩饰,掩饰就是讲故事!
39. 跌倒了,爬起来再哭.
40. 你让我滚,我滚了,你让我回来,对不起,我滚远了!
41.再丑也要谈恋爱,谈到世界充满爱!
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49. 善良就是别人挨饿的时候,我吃肉不bia ji 嘴!
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52.将薪比薪的想一下,算了,不想活了。
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55.生活嘛,就是生下来,活下去~~
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58.我跟耶稣祈求踏实稳定的生活,他想了想说,咱们还是先谈谈世界和平的事吧...
59.爱我就大声地说出来吧!恨我就一辈子藏在心里吧!
60.趁着年轻把能干的坏事都干了吧,没几年了。
61.你曾经对我说,会永远爱着我,爱情这东西我明白,但永远是什么?
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66.凡我放不下的,必是因为我拥有不了的~~
67.特别的人从来不说自己特别,比如说我。
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71.人和人不是客客气气就能相处的!
72.我曾想成为一个问题少年,然而我却循规蹈矩地活了这么多年。
73.谁耽误我一阵子,我让他后悔一辈子 。
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79.胖并憔悴着~~
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83.做人一定要做一个蹦蹦跳跳的人。
84.我走我的阳光道,你过你的奈何桥。
85.人生最大的悲哀是青春不在,青春痘却还在。
86.我们的宗旨是:为人民币服务!
87.好久没有人把牛皮吹的这么清新脱俗了!
88.最简单的长寿秘决--------------保持呼吸,不要断气~~
89.钱对你真的就那么重要吗?讲了3个多小时了一分钱都不降。
90.打死我也不说,你们还没使美人计呢!
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